NY TIMES MAGAZINE HANDED CONSERVATIVES

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MANY MORE LAUGHS HERE! (SAUL ALINSKY RULES IN EFFECT!)

http://twitchy.com/2014/01/23/seriously-wtf-nyt-magazines-planet-hillary-cover-will-haunt-your-dreams-pic/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/dorsey/things-that-the-planet-hillary-new-york-times-magazine-cover
http://observer.com/2014/01/hillary-clinton-the-woman-in-the-moon/

PARTY TIME FOR THE GRIFTERS AND JOEY THE CLOWN BIDEN

on the taxpayer’s dime.

Nobody, and the Gunny means NOBODY can spent OPM (Other People’s Money) like Democrats/Progressives/Liberals can. They can piss away billions upon billions, in the blink of an eye, as long as it does not affeect THEIR stash!

EXCERPT:  “According to Judicial Watch, the president’s trip [President’s Day vacation 2013] cost the Secret Service $98,135.79, including $32,406.50 for the flights, $16,466.25 for rental cars, and $48,490 for hotel rooms. The first lady’s trip totaled $81,523.64, including $13,221.30 in flights, $3,925 in rental cars, and $64,377.34 in lodging.

And the Biden ski weekend cost $115,777.61, including $5,315 in flights, $92,596 in accommodations, and $17,866.61 in rental cars.”

Don’t forget, Biden CHARGES the Secret Service RENT for agents living in his guest quarters. And WTF does Joey the Clown need a vacation for? The sack of shit hasn’t done a damn thing since 2009 but shoot off his oral suckhole with one stupid statement after another!

Can a liberal out there refresh the Gunny’s memory on this? Did Laura Bush ever vacation separately, over and over, and charge the American people for it? Did she take her kids along like The First Grifter takes Malaria and Sharia and Americans foot the bill? 

Liberals are the garbage flowing out of America’s cloaca.

 

http://washingtonexaminer.com/report-obamas-bidens-spent-295437-on-just-one-vacation-weekend/article/2542739

JUDGE PIRRO RIPS THE OBOMINATION AND KILLARY KLINTON

FOUR PEOPLE DIED, OBAMA AND KILLARY LIED


And here is Susan Rice and the rest of the Obama Criminal Cartel lying their asses off KNOWING that NOTHING will be done to them unless it is a citizen group putting them in front of a people’s tribunal and then hanging their asses.

PRESIDENT I DON’T KNOW

Evidently the only thing this babbling dickhead knows about is taking vacations and kissing the asses of foreign leaders. Oh yeah, speechifying and fundraising are his forte as well. But governing? Nope. Leading? Not no but HELL NO! In fact this nitwit in the White House could not lead a platoon of Chris Christie’s to free donuts!

EXCERPT:  “In October, Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius said Obama didn’t now about failures of Healthcare.gov. In May, Obama said he knew nothing about the IRS scandal: “I can assure you that I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.” That same month, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney said Obama had no clue that the DOJ was targeting the Associated Press: “Other than press reports, we have no knowledge of any attempt by the Justice Department to seek phone records of the AP.”

In November 2012, Obama said he knew nothing about the scandal surrounding then-CIA Director David Petraeus. Carney denied in June 2012 that Obama knew anything about the Fast and Furious scandal: “[E]veryone knows the President did not know about this tactic until he heard about it through the media.”

Someone kick the teleprompter, it is stuck on “I didn’t know!”

The Limbaugh Theorem is being proved valid ever time this dickhead gets in front of a camera.

 

 

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/obama-claims-ignorance-extent-nsa-surveillance

OBAMA TO DIVORCE THE BEAST AND MARRY

Reggie Love. Bet on it! As USUAL, the Liberal Lapdog Lickspittle Media ignores this one from a foreign media.

EXCERPT:  “LEADING American divorce mediator will visit Washington this week to offer members of Congress advice on ending the “tiresome bickering” between Republicans and Democrats. 

If US tabloids are to be believed, she may need to visit the White House first.

Michelle Obama’s extended absence from Washington and a flurry of renewed speculation about the state of the first couple’s marriage are threatening to overshadow her 50th birthday party at the White House on Saturday.

Not for the first time in their 22-year marriage the Obamas are approaching what should be a happy family milestone under a cloud of rampant tabloid innuendo, summed up by a National Enquirer headline: “World exclusive: Obama marriage explodes!”.

Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Moocher was wed to the Kenyan Rodeo Clown via Reverend Wright and the Down Low Club. Like Dumbo’s life, one big ass muckup again. A Lie. A Myth. A fart in a typhoon. Flying separately? Moocher on vacation and Reggie Love ‘back in the houssse.” Yeah. Can anyone deny that Obama isn’t a fruit? STRAIGHT guys do not sit together like this. Sorry but while the Gunny has close brothers from the Corps, he AIN’T sitting this close to them on an open couch!

The Obama’s are simply common trash. Nothing more.

 

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/rumours-of-marriage-problems-threaten-to-overshadow-michelle-obamas-50th-birthday/story-fnb64oi6-1226800021887#

SENATOR MARK BEGICH CATCHES THE OBAMA VIRUS

Senator Mark Begich, the piece of shit who benefitted from the DOJ’s erroneous and corrupt charges against Senator Ted Stevens (no one was punished for it) caught the Obama virus.

EXCERPT:  “As Democrats have been pushing extending unemployment benefits in Washington this week, Alaska Democratic senator Mark Begich missed an important vote to give a speech to a lobbying organization in Hawaii.

Begich, one of a handful of vulnerable red-state Democrats, delivered a speech at an annual event hosted by the American Association of Airport Executives, according to the Hill. While in Hawaii, he attended two fundraisers and met with Hawaiian governor Neil Abercrombie.”

Once again we see that fundraising and reelection efforts are more important than voting on bills and making decisions in places like Benghazi! Of course, HOW can we hold Begich, who is nothing but a yes man and rubberstamper for Obama (AND he was the 60th vote FOR ObamaKare) accountable to do his fucking job when Obama goes nite-nite and then bugs out to Las Vegas for a fundraiser while four Americans are murdered in Libya? But get this. The dickhead BLAMED THE POLAR VORTEX for his inability to travel to The District of Corruption TO DO HIS JOB and then the dickhead had to tell the truth!

Is Begich pulling an Obama? Grabbing all he can get before Alaskans boot his ass to the curb where he belongs?  The entire Democrud Party is nothing but a front organization for a criminal syndicate.
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http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/368106/begich-skips-unemployment-vote-speak-execs-hawaii-andrew-johnson#!
http://americarising.tumblr.com/post/72879140045/aloha-mark-begich-sends-postcard-from-hawaii-where

THE DOUBLE WHAMMY

The Gunny posts a picture about feeding squirrels and making THEM dependent on human handouts and gets more than the usual liberal hate mail and selects this jewel from some liberal idiot named Mark…

“It is asshole repuklicans who would let peoplke starve because you pricks care more about keeping your money then in helping other people. Repukes like You should be shot or thrown in jail! People need help and so what if they dont want to work, no one forces anyone to work. We don’t need anymore of you repukes in this world. What type of Christian holds back on helping others? Die soon. Fuck you gunny.

PS:  I know you wont print thid because you dont have the guts.”

Dear Markey. Funny stuff. One, the Gunny isn’t a Christian. Two, the Gunny gives donations from several income sources to various veteran organizations. In other words, he donates to those who have EARNED IT! Three, where in the US Constitution does it say that the government has the right to take my money and give it to someone who refuses to get a job?

So the dumbass’ pissy email aside the double whammy hits the liberal scum between their horns. One is the squirrel/welfare picture. Two is today’s story out of Maine.

EXCERPT:  “According to an analysis of the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) program, Maine welfare cash has been spent in every other state in the Union, Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands. Department of Health and Human Services records related to TANF, a program intended to provide cash assistance to low-income families, was obtained by The Maine Wire pursuant to a Freedom of Information Act request. The data includes three years’ worth of transactions involving Maine Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) cards, the debit cards that carry benefits for multiple welfare programs.

For example, on Aug. 1, 2011, one or more EBT cards were used within a three-minute timeframe to access nearly $500 in welfare cash at an ATM in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. That particular ATM happens to be located almost on top of the campus of Disney World Resorts. On March 1, 2011, at 3:20AM, a Maine EBT cardholder accessed an ATM in Cape Canaveral, Florida, twice, withdrawing $400. The address of the ATM corresponds with Ron Jon Cape Caribe Resort. Additional Sunshine State transactions occur at the Kennedy Space Center in Orlando, the Family Fun Center of Lakeland, and at North Miami Beach, Miami Beach, Vero Beach, Ormond Beach and Daytona Beach – all hotspots for Mainers on vacation.”

The Gunny wonders how many of these vacationers are illegal aliens or Somalis? In reality, why hold THEM accountable when the Illegal Alien in the White House takes 100 MILLION DOLLAR vacations to his homeland in Africa and then follows up with a 4 MILLION dollar vacation to Hawaii, leaving his hog behind in order to enjoy quiet time with Reggie’s Love?


LOOK EVERYONE! WELFARE RECIPIENTS LINE UP FOR CHOW!

 
THAT WAS FY 11, YOU CAN EBT, ER, BET, THAT IT IS WORSE

 

 

http://www.themainewire.com/2014/01/maine-welfare-cash-spent-50-states-puerto-rico-u-s-virgin-islands/
WELFARE PIGS USE EBT TO SEND FOOD OVERSEAS
http://patterico.com/2013/07/21/welfare-recipients-use-ebt-cards-to-ship-food-overseas/

PEST CONTROL MAY BE NEEDED

when the meltdown comes.

Substitute lazy welfare pigs for squirrels and we have the perfect solution. Refuse to work and thus feed yourself? Starve. We the Producers are tired of paying your EBT bills. Subsidizing your housing. Footing the bills for your hordes. Paying for your free medical and dental while we have to pay for ours and our kids.

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