THE DEMS DREAM TEAM FOR 2016

Amazing what passes for a human in the Democrat Workers Party aka the Democrat Party aka The Jackass Party.

Joe Biden is yapping about a Presidential run. Ol Shotgun Joe, so stupid that walking and chewing gum gives him a major problem! Joey the Clown just came out and bleated that he “looked Putin square in the eyes and told him that he had no soul!” More bullshit from Joey the Clown who would probably piss his diaper if Putin turned that “KGB stare” on him! haha. Remember folks, Shotgun Joe sez: “my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door,” and always remember that Ol Shotgun knows the deal, “use a shotgun on someone invading your home and you don’t kill your kids.”

Fauxahontas! The imitation Indian Ward Churchill lookalike bleated to the far left freaks at the Nutroots Convention. Enough said. In fact one of Geronimo’s descendants  called this fake Indian, “a disgrace!” One has to wonder WTF is wrong with America that an ignorant far-left kook like Fauxahontas, who LIED on her registration papers, in order to get a better break, could actually run for POTUS! Ol Yapping Mutt (her fake Indian name) actually said this drivel at the Nutroots Convention: “We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage.”

Amazing isn’t it, ANOTHER liberal dipshit whose grasp of economics is as tenuous as Bill and Killary Clinton’s grasp on ethics! As a matter of fact that $15 bucks an hour raise in Seattle is working pretty good, well, not really, but in the Land of Unicorn Farts and Fairy Dust, where Liberals live, oh it is working so well! If you really want some insight into the tepid mind of this far left kook, here is another quote from her Nutroots blather, “And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”

Is it the Gunny or do liberal women like Squaw Spewing Bull seem like the bridge between woman and man? Like she can’t make up her mind to be a homely man or one butt ass ugly woman?

Exactly HOW does the Hobby Lobby ruling prevent women from obtaining birth control? Again, as a matter of fact, while shopping this weekend, the Gunny came up that aisle and oddly enough, it was chock full of everything from Tom Thumb rubbers (for liberal men) to BC pills to giant rubbers for us Conservative men! haha. What the Nutroots and Fauxahontas want is for YOU AND I to pay for their shit ala Sandra Fluck (intentionally misspelled)! In closing on Fauxahontas, Obama supports this ragged hag and has Ol Lizardface ValJar the Iranian Communist helping her. Enough said on Ol Shitting Bull from Masshole or is it Lie-a-Watha?

Now comes the best of the best! Standby for MOONBEAM BROWN! haha. This decrepit old dinosaur is actually considering a POTUS run! haha. OMG! What’s next for the Democruds? Digging up Wellstone to run for VEEP to this clown? bad enough that Wellstone will be voting for another three or four elections before finally dying but Moonbeam Brown? The original 1%er from mommy Pat Brown? The very clown who set Mexifornia on the path to destruction by Democrats? This is the very same clown who crowed about “natural insect control” when the Medfly was busy destroying the Mexifornia citrus crop and they damn near lost their asses! Ol Moonbeam, a long-time resident in the Land of Unicorn Farts and Fairy Dust.

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OL MOONBEAM BROWN WITH JIM JONES OF GUYANA FAME

Gungrabbers Upchuck Schumer? Cuomo? Killary Benghazi (who can’t even sell a ghost-written book)? Toast all. The Gunny WOULD normally predict a Reaganesque blowout in 2016, if the GOP ran someone like Cruz but it’ll be Jebbie the Amnesty guy or some other Establishment turd and once again the GOP will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The REAL DREAM TEAM for the Left would be…

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/with-liberals-pining-for-a-clinton-challenger-ambitious-democrats-get-in-position/2014/07/18/b2892f80-0e1b-11e4-b8e5-d0de80767fc2_story.html

THE LUNACY OF THE OBAMA CRIME CARTEL

First off, those who read The Anti Liberal Zone on a regular basis KNOW that the Gunny doesn’t give a shit who sleeps with who as long as HE doesn’t have to see it. THAT is what true freedom is all about. You do your thing, I do my thing and never the twain shall meet, that is, unless WE want it to. Indeed, you want to mainline heroin? Sweet. The Gunny don’t care if you get high or OD, as long as HE doesn’t have to pay for it nor any tax money be coughed up for the medical treatment. Again, THAT is freedom along with personal responsibility. In any event, this has nothing to do with the gay crowd but rather, the stupidity of the Obama Crime Cartel in foreign affairs.

EXCERPT: “With much of the Obama administration’s foreign policy in tatters, John Kerry is clear on at least one goal he hopes to achieve by the end of his time as secretary of state: having lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors representing the United States.  In remarks to a GLIFAA (formerly Gays and Lesbians in Foreign Affairs Agencies) Pride event in the Ben Franklin Room at the State Department, the secretary ran through a litany of accomplishments by the Obama administration that benefit the “LGBT/gay community.” During his speech, Kerry said that, if confirmed, Ted Osius (nominated by President Obama for the post in Vietnam) would be the sixth openly gay U.S. ambassador currently in service:

Hanoi John Fonda Kerry:  “So I am very proud of the progress that we are now making even in appointing LGBT ambassadors. I worked with the committee here at the State Department – with the D Committee, and I worked with the White House. And as a result, Ted Osius, sitting here, whom I’ve known a long time, and his family I know, will be the first openly LGBT officer nominated to serve as an ambassador in Asia. And on confirmation, he’s going to join five openly gay ambassadors who are now serving their country. I’m working hard to ensure that by the end of my tenure, we will have lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors in our ranks as well.”

So evidently other nations, that may have different standards, are expected to conform to the Democrat’s obsession with sexuality and forcing their beliefs on everyone else. The Gunny figures that an Islam state may take offense to a gay individual being nominated as Ambassador, especially considering that it just might be taken as an insult to their culture. That is what diplomacy is all about, meeting one another halfway and finding common ground.

For example, say Indonesia says that they absolutely refuse to host a gay ambassador, what is our recourse? Not to send one? Send a “breeder” as the gay crowd refers to us heteros? Then, because the gay individual was banned, is that grounds for a discrimination suit? This is the same kind of stupidity that put gays into the military, serving openly. WHO pays for their health care when they get HIV/AIDS? WHO fills the empty billet when the gay person is in the hospital or discharged for AIDS? WHY is it that the solution or solutions that the Leftists come up with ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS makes more problems and screws more stuff up than if they’d just left the damn issue alone?

TIP FOR LIBERALS: “If it ain’t broke, DON’T F*CK WITH IT!” Dad 1975 or so.

And of course, when you follow the money, you find out that Ol Ted Osius donated a whopping amount of cash to the Obama Crime Cartel’s campaigns but he ain’t bringing a whole lot of diplomatic skills or experience to the table. Once up on a time in America, ambassadors were picked for their negotiating skills, their diplomatic skills, knowledge of the country AND the customs and courtesies, along with their ability to speak a few different languages in order to blend into the diplomatic community. The Obama Crime Cartel is nothing but a Don Quixotesque straw man flailing away at solving imaginary problems and forcing their corrupt beliefs on everyone and everything while the world slides into the crapper with Europe being overrun by Muslim scum, Mexico and Central America sending us their human garbage, and ISIS is lopping off heads, slitting throats, and working on a Caliphate. The Obama Crime Cartel thinks that they can ignore 1000 years of human development through their social engineering and social justice bullshit.

This, like everything else this admin touches, will not end well. Just ask former Ambassador Chris Stevens, an openly gay man in a Muslim nation, one of the four abandoned to their fate by Killary Benghazi, Obama the Bedwetter, and Rasputina Jarrett.

 

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/kerry-im-working-hard-have-lesbian-bisexual-and-transgender-ambassadors_795488.html?page=2

WHY IS THIS DAMN TRAITOR STILL IN THE WHITE HOUSE

and why are his handlers Valerie “Rasputina” Jarrett, Cankles Clinton, and Eric D|ckholder not under arrest as accessories?

EXCERPT:  “The Obama administration isn’t only giving the Taliban back its commanders — it’s giving them weapons. Miliary records and sources reveal that on July 25, 2012, Taliban fighters in Kunar province successfully targeted a US Army CH-47 helicopter with a new generation Stinger missile. They thought they had a surefire kill. But instead of bursting into flames, the Chinook just disappeared into the darkness as the American pilot recovered control of the aircraft and brought it to the ground in a hard landing.”

and

EXCERPT:  “The next day, an explosive ordnance disposal team arrived to pick through the wreckage and found unexploded pieces of a missile casing that could only belong to a Stinger missile.”

and

EXCERPT:  “My sources in the US Special Operations community believe the Stinger fired against the Chinook was part of the same lot the CIA turned over to the ­Qataris in early 2011, weapons Hillary Rodham Clinton’s State Department intended for anti-Khadafy forces in Libya.”

WHY in the name of Odin, Lir, and Crom can NO ONE call it was it is…TREASON! This damn criminal cartel in DC needs to be seized by the people and held for trial, from Obama on down. The sheer GALL of these vermin not only to put OUR sons and daughters in harm’s way with their ill-conceived wars and nation building bullshit but to arm our enemies with weapons to be used AGAINST our warriors? Can you IMAGINE what would have happened in say, 1943, to a president caught selling arms to the Japanese or the Nazis? He would have been LUCKY to escape with his life. Yet here we are, Obama and Panetta, who was running the CIA at the time, in cahoots with Cankles Clinton, arming our enemies. Qatar, like Benghazi, were nothing but gun-running scams for Obama to aid his Muslim brothers.

Still think that this scumbag isn’t a Muslim lackey?

“The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam.”
“The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer.”
“Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian nation.”

Now you can laugh that the pencil neck in the White House actually bleated…

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”
“These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
“Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”
“In ancient times and in our times, Muslim communities have been at the forefront of innovation and education.”

Yeah, SO TOLERANT that you either convert, become a dhimmi (like Jimmy Karter), or have your head lopped off. Now THAT is tolerance…if one is an intolerant Leftist who thinks freedom of speech is okay, as long as you parrot the party line or like Eric the Red Witholder, who is resurrecting the Thought Police!


A USELESS GUTLESS WIMPY TRAITOR

 

http://nypost.com/2014/06/08/how-the-taliban-got-their-hands-on-modern-us-missiles/

“THE POOR HAVE BEEN VOTING DEMOCRAT FOR 50 YEARS

and they’re still poor.” Charles Barkley

Truer words were never spoken and when put into a graphic, it becomes gospel. Here is a graphic for Chicago, RULED BY DEMOCRATS FOR OVER 75 YEARS. The middle class is going bye-bye. Why? In a word, Democrats. They tax and tax and tax and use OPM (Other People’s Money) to buy the votes of the lazy and stupid, who are very comfortable using welfare to sit on their asses and watch Oprag and get off of the couch to vote for the biggest promiser of freebies every couple of years.

EXCERPT: “Watch as the grey squares, which illustrate the middle class that dominated the most of the city’s neighborhoods in 1970s, quickly vanish over 40 years. The poor, represented by the orange and red colors, explode across the map. And watch what happens in the green areas representing the upper middle class and wealthy. Not surprisingly, it spreads from downtown to the north side, but not with the same ferocity as the reds and oranges. Especially in 2000, the greens-the color of money–grow much darker. It seems the rich simply got richer. In later years, the wealthy pushed the poor out of the near West Side. It appears that area bypassed the middle. The data comes from the U.S. Census.”

 

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ANOTHER VACATION

for The First Grifters, Barry, Moocher, Malaria, and Sharia and it is only March?

EXCERPT:  “President Barack Obama, his wife and the first daughters may have to cut their latest vacation short because of Russia’s meddling in Ukraine. The Obama family’s current plan for the weekend is to escape the cold, snowy doldrums of Washington, D.C. for some rest and relaxation in sunny Key Largo, Fla., reports the Daily Mail. However, despite Obama’s earnest invocations of international law, pro-Russian forces and the Russian government are making swift military and political moves in Ukraine’s Crimea region. Consequently, the Key Largo holiday could be in peril.

“It is possible the president may return to the White House on Friday as events unfold in Ukraine,” White House spokesman Josh Earnest said on Thursday, according to the Mail”

HOW THE HELL can bobbleheads like Josh or Baghdad Bob Carney keep a straight face when discussing Ovomit’s THIRD VACATION OF 2014 when it is only MARCH!

Obama and the First Leech behave like welfare parasites with no limits on their EBT card as they travel to Martha’s Vineyard, Aspen, South Africa, Hawaii and other exotic places while most Americans are either worried about their jobs, finding a job, or getting enough to eat. Meanwhile, the First Grifter Family takes yet another vacation at our expense and the Democruds say nothing.

BTW, Joey the Clown Biden if off on HIS second vacation of the year. Maybe they got us a discount at Travelocity for a two-for-one vacation. The only question remaining is Bathhouse Barry taking Reggie Love with him or the Mommy-in-Law or Iranian communist and President in Absentia Valerie Jarrett!?

 

OBAMA DRAWS RED LINES IN UKRAINE

EXCERPT:  “The White House sent a stern message Sunday to Russian President Vladimir Putin to butt out of the Ukrainian crisis, warning a military intervention on his part “would be a grave mistake.”

Here is the inside scoop from Obama’s War Room thanks to an insider, Mr. X.

Bathhouse Barry:  (hangs up phone): “Damn that Putin, he makes me look more of a bitch than I am! I’m drawing me some red lines right now before I have to split for that fundraiser. When I told Medvedev that I’d be more flexible I did not mean they could bend me over at will, only Reggie can do that!”

Valerie “Rasputin” Jarrett:  “I’ll call my Iranian communist contacts and Muslim Brotherhood friends to put pressure on Putin.”

Bathhouse Barry:  “Joey [Biden] quit playing with that slinky and get in here.”

Joey the Clown Biden: “Slinky. heh-heh. What boss?”

Bathhouse Barry:  “Get in here with your red dry-erase marker and start drawing lines around the Ukraine, wherever that is. Get that idiot Hagel in here and tell him I said to help you find the Ukraine on the map! We’re going to need lots of red lines to impress the media. And no bitching or whining.”

Joey the Clown Biden: “Boss, dang it, I had that slinky really going down those stairs! Then I was gonna play with my army men and play war with Chucky Hagel. Do I really have to do this NOW?(rolls his eyes)

Bathhouse Barry: “Quit whining. You sound like me when Reggie goes away. Now get in there and start drawing the lines or I’ll have the evil trifecta of Nancy Pelosi, Michelle, and my mother-in-law nag the piss out of you like I did last time.”

Joey the Clown Biden (shivers): “You hate me. I always knew it. I’ll be glad when I’m dead and you can’t bother me anymore. I’ll rather be in Hell for eternity with Fat Teddy K than be here with you. I only joined your team so I could sit in that chair in the Senate and look coolio!”

Bathhouse Barry: “Just draw the stupid lines before Rush Limbaugh finds out and makes fun of me again. Make em big fat red lines. That will make the press sit up and notice. If Putin doesn’t lay off in the Ukraine, I swear I’ll cut more off our troop size in protest. Anyone seen that reset button that fat-assed Clinton had?”

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/putin-troops-ukraine-article-1.1699535

JUDGE PIRRO RIPS THE OBOMINATION AND KILLARY KLINTON

FOUR PEOPLE DIED, OBAMA AND KILLARY LIED


And here is Susan Rice and the rest of the Obama Criminal Cartel lying their asses off KNOWING that NOTHING will be done to them unless it is a citizen group putting them in front of a people’s tribunal and then hanging their asses.

AS THE OLD SAYING GOES:

“even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then.”

A former WH weenie FINALLY acknowledges what the rest of America (those of us with a working brain) have known for quite some time.


He sucks at governing? Really? He sucks at everything else as well. Golf. Foreign Policy. Domestic Economic Policy. Picking LOSER AFTER LOSER in the green energy scam, costing America about a trillion bucks of OPM (Other People’s Money).

Face it Progressives, Obama sucks and he has destroyed the Democrud Party much worse than KGB Karter ever could. Thank the Gods.

THE OBOMINATION BEGINS TO FALL APART

and of course, the Liberal Lapdog Lickspittle Media NEVER reports on these crimes. NO ONE in the Obomination should escape justice as the words, “I was just following orders,” did not work for their fellow fascists at Nuremberg and it won’t work now. And you can bet your ass that Muslim slumlord Valerie Jarrett is in this cesspoll up to her ugly lizard face.