ALL THAT IS MISSING IS THE SWEATER

the swamp bunny, and the malaise speech.

Peanut Farmer (1979):  “And I’m asking you for your good and for your nation’s security to take no unnecessary trips, to use carpools or public transportation whenever you can, to park your car one extra day per week, to obey the speed limit, and to set your thermostats to save fuel. Every act of energy conservation like this is more than just common sense — I tell you it is an act of patriotism.”


PEANUT HEAD 2014
(upset after being interrupted during his vacation in The Land of the Rich Honkies with Fat Wallets): “I don’t want to put the cart before the horse. We don’t have a strategy yet.”

ENJOY YOUR “LABOR” DAY WEEKEND

and get ready for work on Tuesday because all of the following wealth redistribution gub’mint program need your paycheck STAT! Millions of illegal aliens and welfare leeches depend on us!

Medicaid
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance (formerly known as Welfare)
Earned Income Tax Credit (the Gunny’s favorite. Don’t make enough? Feel bad because of it? Well here’s some free money that someone else earned!)
Supplemental Security Income
Federal Pell Grants
Temporary Assistance for Needy (formerly known as Welfare)
Section 8 Housing Choice Vouchers
Very Low to Moderate Income Housing Loans
Title 1 Grants to Local Education
Children’s Health Insurance
National School Lunch Program (something parents used to supply)
Adjustable Rate Mortgages (CRA anyone?)
Maternal, Infant, and Early Childhood
Home Visiting Program
Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children
Head Start
Child Care and Development Block
Low Income Home Energy
Foster Care
Public and Indian Housing
State Administrative Matching Grants
Child Care and Development
School Breakfast Program (something parents used to supply)
Adoption Assistance
Public Housing Capital Fund
Social Services Block Grant
Home Investment Partnership
Universal Service Fund
Impact Aid
Supportive Housing Program
Academic Competitive Grants
Federal Work Study Program
Rural Rental Assistance Payments
Work Investment Act (WIA)
Supplemental Education Opportunity
Indian Housing Block Grants
Community Services Block Grant
Special Programs for the Aging
Adult Education Grants to States
Supportive Housing for the Elderly
Maternal and Child Health Services
Race to the Top Early Learning
Shelter Plus Care
Legal Services Corporation
Migrant Education State Grant
Promoting Safe and Stable Families
Summer Food Service Program
Special Programs for the Aging
TRIO Upward Bound
Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (formerly known as Welfare)
Gaining Early Awareness and Readiness for Undergraduate
TRIO Student Support Services
Stephanie Tubbs Jones Child Welfare
Weatherization Assistance for Low Income
Emergency Food Assistance Program (something communities used to do!)
Emergency Food and Shelter (something communities used to do!)
Federal Aid to State Administrative Expenses for Child Nutrition
Lower Income Housing Assistance
Rehabilitation
Commodity Supplemental Food
Community Development Block
College Access Challenge Grant
Investing in Innovation Fund
TRIO Talent Search
Youthbuild100
Demolition and Revitalization of Severely Distressed Public Housing
WIC Grants to States
Healthy Start Initiative
Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations
U.S. Refugee Admissions Program
Appalachian Area Development
Education for Homeless Children and Youth
Indian Social Services Welfare
Projects for Assistance in the Transition from Homelessness
Farm Labor Housing Loans
Indian Community Development
Indian and Native American Training
Very Low Income Housing Repair
Prevention and Intervention Programs for Children and Youths Who Are Neglected, Delinquent, or at Risk
Section 4 Capacity Building for Community Development and Affordable Housing
High School Graduation Initiative (something parents used to supply!)
TRIO Educational Opportunity
WIA Pilots, Demonstrations and Research Projects
TRIO McNair Post-Baccalaureate
Indian Health Services (Urban )
Adoption Incentive Payments
Transitional Living for Homeless Youth
Rural Self Help Housing Technical Assistance
Graduate Assistance in Areas of National Need
Section 538 Rural Rental Housing
Guaranteed Housing
Self-Help Ownership Opportunity
Assets for Independence Demonstration Program
Services to Indian Children, Elderly and Families
Special Programs for the Aging
Health Promotion Services
Senior Farmers Market Nutrition
Migrant Education- High School Equivalency
WIC Farmers Market Nutrition
Outreach & Assistance for Socially Disadvantaged Farmers & Ranchers…WTF?
Rural Rental Housing Loans
Migrant Education, College Assistance
Child Care Access Means Parents in School
Rural Development Multi-Family Housing Revitalization Development
Rent Supplements: Rental Housing for Lower Income Families
Indian Child Welfare Act Title II
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program Outreach
Special Milk Program for Children
Rural Housing Site Loans and Self-Help Housing Land Development
Low Income Taxpayer Clinics (where they find out about EIC!)
Rural Housing Preservation Grants
Drug Free Communities Support
Cuban and Haitian Entrant Program
Community Development Block Grants
Emergency Capital Repair Grants
for Multifamily Housing Projects for Multifamily Housing Projects
Community Food Projects
Community Outreach and Assistance Partnership Training
TRIO Staff Training Program
Migrant Education-Coordination
Consolidated Health Centers
Title V Delinquency Prevention
Job Opportunities for Low Income
Healthy Urban Food Enterprise Development Center

THE BEST OF ONE OF THE DUMBEST MORONS EVER ELECTED

to Congress and brother, that is saying something, considering the likes of The Banking Queen Bonnie Fwank, Countryside Loans Chris Dodd, Biden, Obama, McLame, Linda Grahamnesty, Code Pink Traitor Nostrilus Waxman, Hank “Guam” Johnson, McKinney, The entire Black Caucus, Luis Gutierrez, etc, etc, ad nauseum. Better yet, maybe the Gunny should have done this like a carnival barker! “Step right up, watch this, and see if you can hold down your chow!”

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CONFIRMATION JUST IN THAT THE OBAMA’S MARRIAGE

was hooked up by Reverend “Goddamn America” Wright in the “Down-Low” Club wherein gay black men could hook up with “beards” in order to appear “normal.” How does the Gunny know? Because no real man of any color would want to find himself next to that tranny, er, he-she, er, man-thing, uh, beast on the right on the morning after. WAY past coyote ugly. And that bulge in Barry’s cheek? It appears that he’s got a lot of experience there…

Question
Nice cocaine eyes there Barry.