NOW FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

Here is something to laugh your asses off at.

EXCERPT:  “Among the highlights of President Obama’s State of the Union address plans to pull the American family out of economic plight is a $500 tax credit for two-earner families. Here’s how the White House presented it in a fact sheet: “Provide a new, simple tax credit to two-earner families. The president will propose a new $500 second earner credit to help cover the additional costs faced by families in which both spouses work — benefiting 24 million couples.”

The provision is included in his effort “to help middle class families get ahead.” Like who? Administration officials said families earning up to $210,000 would get a piece of the tax credit. That is four-times the earning of the “typical” middle class income of $51,939 calculated by the Obama-supporting Center for American Progress.”

A $500.00 tax credit? Really? That is a whopping nine bucks and change a week MORE in the Gunny’s pocket! LOOK OUT! Retirement is here. Man, with that windfall the Gunny might be able to get an extra couple of pounds of ground beast at the supermarket! Yeow! Of course we should be thankful that King Putt bestowed such a tax credit on us. Why, we might even be able to dine out once at the level that he and Sasquatch have been doing since Jan 2009, i.e., on his lastest vacay, the Grifter Twins spent 300 bucks on dinner, not counting the wine and tip (if any).

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-spent-more-for-dinner-in-hawaii-than-his-sotu-tax-credit-for-families/article/2558919

CHALK UP ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY

in the march of Socialism!

EXCERPT:  “Dec 30 (Reuters) – Venezuela entered a recession in 2014, with the economy shrinking in the first three quarters, the Central Bank said on Tuesday, blaming political opponents for the dismal figures. In a statement, the bank said GDP contracted 4.8 percent in the first quarter, versus the same period of last year, then it fell a further 4.9 percent in the second quarter and shrank 2.3 percent in the third quarter. The statement added that 12-month inflation, which is the highest in the Americas, reached 63.6 percent in November.”

and

EXCERPT: Venezuela’s socialist government blames political opponents, who protested in the streets for four months earlier this year, for damaging the South American OPEC nation’s economy. The protests resulted in violence that killed 43 people. “These actions against public order blocked the correct distribution of basic goods to the population, as well as the normal development of production of goods and services,” the bank statement said.”

Blaming others? They getting lessons from our very own King Putt? Oh wait, Dumbo’s on vacation number 5,324.

Say it ain’t so Joe! Socialism fails again? Oh the Humanity! Imagine the government running everything and it all shits the bed. Imagine human initiative to better one’s self and family being stifled by an oppressive socialist government, like, oh the Gods, the former Soviet Union? Cuba? Chad? Imagine a market regulated so heavily that no one produces anything of worth because the government steals for redistribution, like, in the Obomination! The…horror.

You just KNOW that somewhere in America some moronic Progressive Liberal idiot (sorry, the Gunny digresses) is reading this and thinking, “but we’ll make it work in America!”

Progressives are the stupidest animals on the planet. Seriously they should be relegated to the level of serf, working for the betterment of America by working and living in very nice work farms where their insanity cannot harm anyone anymore. This would be a win-win for the Proggies! They can work all day raising crops for the rest of us, producing goods that are redistributed to the 57 states, and at night, in their off-time, they can discuss the merits of socialism but without infecting the rest of the nation! Within their work farm they can share and share alike! Everyone of them will have equal everything while outside, the rest of us will work, keep what we make, prosper, and enjoy the American Dream! Inside, the Proggies will enjoy that which they so desire, a Nanny State that rules their every movement while outside, the rest of us will enjoy freedom and liberty to win or lose, succeed or fail, and live as we want to live, acknowledging the fact that our rights end that the tip of the other person’s nose.

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/30/venezuela-economy-idUSL1N0UE1FY20141230

THE MEGALOMANICALITY OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA

or more plainly, Randall Flagg is in the White House.

Megalomania:  A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of power, relevance, omnipotence, and by inflated self-esteem.

Some Barack Insane Obama takes an ASSKICKING in 2010 from the Tea Party and loses over 600 seats across the land, from the House on down to dog catcher! What happens? He doubles down on doing what he wants, when he wants, pissing down the backs of Americans and telling them its raining, and all the while Dingy Greid IS the Leader of the Party of NO, stalling over 300 bills since January 2009! 

Now comes yet ANOTHER asskicking and this one of epic tsunami proportions so much so that in places like WVa, held hostage by 80 YEARS of Democrat rule, they are now free of their chains! Or in Arkansas, for the first time in 141 YEARS, not one scumbag Democrud is in power in BJ Bubba Clinton’s home state! From sea to shining sea the American people took a giant shit on Obama and his communist/racist policies. That is, in places where they have working brains, unlike LA, SF, Seattle, NYC, Filthadelphia, you know, the Blue States/Cities.

So what happens? Obama the Insane comes out with this…

EXCERPT:  “The American people sent a message,’ he claimed, ‘one that they’ve sent for several elections now. They expect the people they elect to work as hard as they do. They expect us to focus on their ambitions, and not ours.”

This is so much bullshit. We were against ObamaKare by a whopping 76% and the Democrud shoved it down our throats. “We have to pass this bill to find out what’s inside it.” Nutsy Pelosi. Then it was fucked into a cocked hat from Jump Street with a multi-BILLION dollar website that was an epic fail. And moreover, Obama and his entourage, to include his handler Valerie Jarrett and his Mommy-in-Law, take expensive vacations whenever possible. You know, because they work so hard for us. This shows how delusional this clown really is.

EXCERPT: “Our economy is outpacing most of the world. But we’ve just gotta keep at it. Much of that will take action from Congress. And I’m eager to work with the next Congress.”

Two things spring out here. One, this clown is delusional in regards to the economy. It never recovered from Frank/Dodd and the housing bubble. Over 12% Unemployment (U6) and more people on welfare than in the Great Depression and the lowest workforce participation since the Jimmy “KGB” Karter days. Two, WORK WITH CONGRESS? This jackanapes has never worked with Congress. To the GOP in 2009: “I Won.” And as far as the Democruds were concerned, Dingy Greid and Nutsy Pelosi were his rump swabs doing nothing but rubberstamping his agenda while ignoring his outrages, i.e., Solyndra, the illegal war in Libya, Operation Fast and Furious, etc, etc. yet another delusional flight of fantasy.

EXCERPT:  “He said he would only work with Republicans if they seek to ‘make responsible changes’ to the law. I’m going to be very receptive to hearing those ideas. Despite all the contention,” Obama claimed, “we now know that the law works.”

Two words: “I won.” This insane fool has not listened to the GOP since January 2009 because he is an insane dyed-in-the-wool Alinsky communist hell bent in reforming America into a Third World shithole that can then be milked like a cow by the rest of the world. How did he put it to the GOP in 2009? Oh yeah, “get in the back seat.” “We know that the law works?” Really Herr Obama? Because IF the law DID work, your ass, Eric D|ckholder’s ass, and a bunch of other varmints like Lois Lerner would be behind bars. The omnipotent wannabe king supercedes the Constitution…in his mind that is.

EXCERPT:  “Executive orders,” he said, “will be replaced and supplanted by a bill from Congress. You send me a bill that I can sign and those executive actions go away. But what I’m not gonna do is just wait.”

In other words, I am going to continue to do WTF I want to because I know that Mitch McConnell is a spineless bimbo as is John “I golf with Obama” Boehner. Indeed, in the mind of this insane wannabe king, as long as they are doing what HE wants them to do, he will work with them, in between golf trips that is, but otherwise, his illegal Executive Orders come from a demi-god. A line from a Dirty Harry movie sums it all up well here…

Obama thinks that he is, “a legend in his own mind.” Actually, Obama IS the empty chair Clint Eastwood spoke to. The dangerous mind of a maniac below…

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PRESIDENT GOLF SETS A NEW PRECEDENT

for Commanders-in-Chief.

Americans weren't amused after the White House posted a short video clip showing the commander-in-chief casually saluting a pair of US Marines while holding a drink

Maybe next time Dumbo can just walk by and spit on them, that will make him happy and make his anti-American base jerk off.

Proper Saluting Protocol:

1.  DO NOT salute with something in saluting hand.
2.  DO NOT salute with a cigarette in the hand or mouth.
3.  DO NOT treat the salute as a casual gesture.
4.  HAVE the fingers, hand, and arm in the proper position during the salute.

Remember this?

marines umbrellas

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2767220/AWKWARD-Obama-creates-tempest-saluting-US-Marines-styrofoam-tea-cup-hand.html#ixzz3EBKtLmSa

LIBERAL FASCISM BEGINS TO REACH UNGODLY NEW HEIGHTS

The clown who wrote this on the Daily Beast must be off of his meds in a big way. Loyalty oaths to the very idiot who seeks to destroy their companies, who yammers, “you didn’t build that!”, who is nothing but the Kenyan, Indonesian, Hawaiian (take your pick) version of Zimbabwe’s awesome Socialist moron Robert Mugabe.

EXCERPT:  “On top of all the wars and global messiness, 2014 will be remembered for the plague of “corporate inversion,” which the news media should start routinely calling “corporate desertion.” So far, 47 American-based companies have renounced U.S. citizenship and bought foreign subsidiaries in order to dodge American taxes. Many more are preparing to flee…

Because oaths and pledges are a little creepy, this effort needs something else—something that comes out of the legal and business worlds: a contract. More specifically, an NDA.

Non-disclosure agreements are common in corporate America, where tens of thousands of senior managers and employees sign contracts promising to keep all sorts of information confidential. It’s often a condition of employment.

Now it’s time to change the “D” and expect the same from boards of directors—a “non-desertion agreement” with the John Hancock of every board member and CEO in the United States.

If boards thought for even a second about the long-term interests of their companies, they would summon their lawyers and sign. It’s protection against the risks of resurgent nationalism that could strip them of the many advantages (indirect government subsidies, easy access to American markets) that they currently enjoy.

Companies that fail to sign non-desertion agreements would face the kind of public shaming that has gone out of fashion but could come back with a vengeance: boycotts, petitions, angry shareholder meetings full of the language of patriotism.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK. OVER? This is what passes for a liberal writer and moreover, the fascist is of course employed by PMSNBC, the same arena were race pimps and other assorted fascists like SS Sergeant Schultz and that weird looking dude-chick. This reminds the Gunny of another loyalty oath swore to a tyrant and wannabe king of the world.

Führereid: “I swear by God this holy oath, that I want to offer unconditional obedience to the Führer of the German Reich and people, Adolf Hitler, the commander-in-chief of the Wehrmacht, and be prepared as a brave soldier to risk my life for this oath at any time.”

Substitute Barack Insane Obama for Hitler and the Leftists will cream their panties…

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CHALK UP ANOTHER ONE FOR EL RUSHBO

He called it earlier on today’s show.

EXCERPT:  “White House Press Secretary Jay Carney denied on Thursday a television news reporter’s day-old claim that reporters often ‘provide the questions to him in advance,’ before his daily briefings, and that he sometimes provides answers on paper before taking the podium.

Within hours, the Phoenix reporter at the center of a quick-drying controversy admitted she got the whole thing  wrong. Phoenix news anchor Catherine Anaya reported  Wednesday night on KPHO-TV5 that in an ‘off the record’ meeting, Carney had told a handful of local TV reporters that White House correspondents often tell him before daily briefings what they’ll be asking.

By mid-afternoon Anaya, fresh off a Washington-to-Phoenix flight, walked parts of her story back in an email to MailOnline. But she insisted that she herself was asked to submit a question in  advance for Carney on Wednesday afternoon.”

Baghdad Bob Carney is a liar as well as Obama and when a liar speaks, who can tell if it is the truth or yet another lie? Rest assured folks, this reporter was threatened by the Regime, El Rushbo called it, and we are living in a Third World banana republic led by a wannabe Idi Amin. Today’s journalists are little more than the asskissing courtiers of old. Remember, “if you like your doctor you can keep him,” and that Benghazi was caused by a video no one has seen before.

The Gunny wonders who called her, the IRS, the FBI, or maybe Eric Witholder himself. The Gunny predicts that she’ll be fired within 72 hours as a lesson to the others who might tell the truth about this fetid Regime.

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2585306/White-House-Press-Secretary-Jay-Carney-denies-TV-reporters-claim-gets-daily-briefing-questions-IN-ADVANCE.html#ixzz2wYnfQ9fx