NOW FOR THE LAUGH OF THE DAY

in one simple sentence.

“Obama scolds Senate: Skip recess and get back to work on Patriot Act reform.”

This is HILARIOUS coming from President Vacation.

A VERY PARTIAL list.

— August 2009, Martha’s Vineyard, Mass.
— August 2009, Yellowstone National Park and the Grand Canyon for a short vacation.
— Christmas 2009, Hawaii.
— March 2010, first lady and daughter spend Spring Break in New York City.
— May 2010, the first family had a four-day trip to Chicago.
— July 2010, the first family went to Mount Desert Island, Maine.
— August 2010, summer vacation again at Martha’s Vineyard. (10-day visit).
— August 2010, the first lady and daughter Sasha traveled to Spain for a mother-daughter vacation.
— August 2010, the first family traveled to Panama City Beach, Fla., for some sun and fun at the beach.
— August 2010, Obama spent the weekend alone in Chicago for his 49th birthday bash.
— Christmas 2010, in Hawaii. (17-day vacation).
— President’s Day 2011, the first lady and first daughters travel to Vail to ski.
— June 2011, the first lady, her mother and daughters traveled to South Africa and Botswana.
— Summer 2011, in Martha’s Vineyard, Mass., for the annual beach break.
— Christmas 2011, the first family in Hawaii for an extended vacation on Hawaii.
— President’s Day 2012, Michelle and the first daughters in Aspen, Colorado to ski.
— March 19, 2012, Sharia Obama spends springbreak in Mexican city of Oaxaca with 12 friends, Her and her friend are guarded by 25 US Secret Service agents as well as Mexican police. US Taxpayers pick up the tab.
__ From June 27 to July 3, 2013, the Obamas visited three countries in Africa – Senegal, South Africa, and Tanzania.  Total cost to US Taxpayers is estimated between 60-100 million dollars.

sirenNOTE:  When Moocher and her “rented kids” went to China the US Taxpayers spent $3,000.00 a night on their hotel rooms!

OBAMA GOES FULL-BLOWN STALINESQUE

Can’t be having any dissenting opinions in King Barry’s world.

EXCERPT:  “I think that the effort to suggest that the poor are sponges, leeches, don’t want to work, are lazy, are undeserving, got traction. And look, it’s still being propagated. I have to say that if you watch Fox News on a regular basis, it is a constant venue. They will find folks who make me mad. I don’t know where they find them. They’re all like, “I don’t want to work. I just want a free Obama Phone, or whatever.” And that becomes an entire narrative that gets worked up. And very rarely do you hear an interview of a waitress, which is much more typical — who is raising a couple of kids and doing everything right but still can’t pay the bills.

I think, we’re going to have to change how our body politic thinks, which means we’re going to have to change how the media reports on these issues, and how people’s impressions of what it’s like to struggle in this economy looks like. And how budgets connect to that. And that’s a hard process because that requires a much broader conversation than typically we have on the nightly news.”

Funny that this dickhead has the audacity to yammer about the poor when he has INCREASED the number of people on welfare and INCREASED the number of Americans without a job! Moreover, this whiny snot-nosed dickhead comes from a PRIVILEGED background bought and paid for BY RICH WHITE GRANDPARENTS!

1.  King Putt attended prep schools as a young child.
2.  King Putt attended Panahou, a RICH WHITE PRIVATE SCHOOL!
3.  King Putt had a NANNY!
4.  King Putt has even attended Columbia and Harvard but has yet to release his grade transcripts.

Bottom line? Once again the Community Organizer raises a strawman and knocks it down. He sees his legacy turning to shit after six years of bullshit, lies, corrupt, scams, and criminals acts. This turd is a spoiled little boy, a small fish swimming in a big pond, just a petulant little man. Only an immature crybaby would be whining about Fox News, the #1 news outlet, that gives us the news, not some bitch with tampons hanging from her ears.

A pencil neck Stalin whining and calling for Federal censorship of the news. America cannot be rid of this piece of shit soon enough.

 

http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2015/05/12/obama-rips-fox-were-going-to-have-to-change-how-the-media-reports/

OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY ALMOST

done in the South Side of Shitcago. What an appropriate location for a pile of shit. It’ll be just down the street from his favorite gay bathhouse, Man’s Country.

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ANOTHER FEATHER IN OBAMA’S TURBAN ON THE ROAD

HARSH Language ahead. (Libs turn back now before you’re offended!)

to the destruction of America. Or as The Kenyan sees it, the “leveling” of America or as his pastor Reverend (and the Gunny uses the title loosely here) Wright says, “America’s chickens, are coming HOME, to roost!

EXCERPT:  “This past month may be remembered as the moment the United States lost its role as the underwriter of the global economic system. True, there have been any number of periods of frustration for the US before, and times when American behaviour was hardly multilateralist, such as the 1971 Nixon shock, ending the convertibility of the dollar into gold. But I can think of no event since Bretton Woods comparable to the combination of China’s effort to establish a major new institution and the failure of the US to persuade dozens of its traditional allies, starting with Britain, to stay out of it.

WHY would Dumbo and his cabal of anti-American scumbags, from Biden to Yellin to his Rasputin Valerie Jarrett (co-president), Soros, and the rest of the vermin GIVE A DAMN about stopping our “traditional allies” from jumping on that bandwagon? It hits America right in the wallet, which is where Obama and Company have been hitting us since day one, in the wallet. Higher Taxes, ObamaKare, TARP, shovel-ready bullshit, America’s credit rating dropped for the first time EVER, a shitty economy, Green Czar Van Jones and the missing BILLIONS, NO recovery, Solyndra, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

Obama leads from the rear unless it concerns shitting on the American people or the nation. Consider this. Dumbo and his rump swab Eric Dickholder send some dickheads to the funeral of a piece of shit/human garbage thug in Ferguson but absolutely ignore the funeral of a war hero. Can anything be clearer than this? That useless shit stain in the White House could not give a tinker’s dam about this nation and never has.

EXCERPT:  “Second, in global as well as domestic politics, the middle class counts the most. It sometimes seems that the prevailing global agenda combines elite concerns about matters such as intellectual property, investment protection and regulatory harmonisation with moral concerns about global poverty and posterity, while offering little to those in the middle. Approaches that do not serve the working class in industrial countries (and rising urban populations in developing ones) are unlikely to work out well in the long run.” (Larry, refer to Rules for Radicals by Alinsky for Obama’s plans here. It is called redistribution, hate, and chaos.)

Well finally, SOMEONE gets it. The Obomination’s War on the Middle Class. Well no screaming eagle shit huh? Since January 2009, this cheesedick pencil-neck fucker in the White House has waged war on the Middle Class in the USA all the while enriching his homeys in the 1%, of which HE and Manchelle are members, as well as pandering to his homeys in “da hood,” with more and more freebies, entitlements, and loosened rules which makes spending OPM (Other People’s Money) for beer, cigs, and lotto tickets easier. FINALLY someone sees that 93 MILLION Americans OUT of the workforce, the worst since 1971, is a real issue and that 46 MILLION American on welfare is a disaster. WHO pays the way in this nation? The Middle Class. WHO gets fucked by the IRS because they “earn too much” to qualify for the redistribution of OPM, commonly known as EITC? The Middle Class. WHO has seen their income drop while the rich get richer and the poor keep sucking down benefits, i.e., Illegal Aliens? The Middle Class.

How many months of Quantitative Easing has this fucked up collection of criminals, commonly referred to as The Obama Cabinet, allowed to go on through the Constitutionally illegal Fed? The same Fed that has taken the worth of the dollar from a dollar in 1913 to about 17 cents now? QE makes the 1% richer (think Obama’s master George Soros) and piles on the debt that other people will have to pay off, if ever.

EXCERPT:  “What is crucial is that the events of the past month will be seen by future historians not as the end of an era, but as a salutary wake up call.”

Sorry Larry but The Obomination likes to sleep in on those wake up calls. Just ask the Ambassador to Libya. His wake up call went unanswered by Barry and Crew and he got fucked, just like the Middle Class does every single day.

http://larrysummers.com/2015/04/05/time-us-leadership-woke-up-to-new-economic-era/

WEEP FOR AMERICA

because there is a total moron in the White House. WHO is the President of Afghanistan? Well, it ain’t Karzai, like the Kenyan Village Idiot bloviates. The correct answer is Mohammad Ashraf Ghani, who oddly enough, WAS STANDING RIGHT NEXT to the Dumbass-in-Chief! 

US (Obama) SETS NEW RECORD FOR DENYING, CENSORING

government files. BTW, the Obomination just declared ALL records regarding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the Democrat’s cash cows since the 1930’s, and who were directly responsible for the 2008 housing crash (along with Bonnie Fwank and Chris “Countryside” Dodd), under executive privilege.

(SPEW ALERT – 22 Seconds of The LYIN HAWAIIAN! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)


In other news, a disruptive idiot on an airplane, (insert drum roll here), IS A LIBERAL! And a Penn State Professor too! http://dailycaller.com/2015/03/18/taxpayer-funded-professor-now-famous-for-commie-cigarette-waving-airplane-rant-video/2/


“I felt it was necessary to speak for not only the Venezuelans but the rest of the poor of the world that are constant victims of US military global domination,” Halnon told CBS Miami.
 
For you parents paying out the ass for your kids to attend this idiot’s classes at Penn State, here is her rating:
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=34465

One reviewer explained that Halnon told students “to go out in public and act white for 30 minutes” with “no other directions given.” Then they get an easy “A”. So if you’re wondering where morons in our government, like Josh Earnest, Harf, and Psaki come from, look no further than your nearest center or lower learning, formerly known as universities and colleges.

PRESIDENT STAMPY FOOT AND HIS IRANIAN LEASH HOLDER

lose again.

EXCERPT:  “Benjamin Netanyahu received the invitation to address Congress from House Speaker, John Boehner, shortly after President Obama had warned Congress in his State of Union Address that he would veto any move they may make to strengthen sanctions against Iran in pursuit of a nuclear weapon.

Israel had released a video purporting to show an undisclosed Iranian intercontinental ballistic missile site, (That Obama IGNORED!) and Netanyahu was concerned that the Obama Administration was on its way to signing an agreement with Iran while Israel was embroiled in elections. So he accepted Boehner’s invitation.

But a furious Obama White House threatened there would be a price (Valerie “the rat” Jarrett) to pay for Bibi’s visit to Washington.” (Here comes President Stampy Foot!)

and

EXCERPT: The “Anyone but Bibi” mission is headed by Jeremy Bird, Obama’s National Field Director in his successful presidential campaigns.

Under Bird, a group called “Victory 15” has been set up. It has recruited the young activists from Israel’s 2013 social protest movement and will man a massive social network and personal contact campaign to defeat Bibi. V15 is financed by an NGO called One Voice” whose motto is to be “the voice of mainstream Israelis and Palestinians.” Research finds that One Voice is funded by John Kerry’s State Department.

WHO FUNDS “One Voice?” That would be George Soros. The guy who sold his fellow Hungarian Jews to the Nazis. Evidently he still hates his fellow Jews.

So The Obomination meddles in the affairs of a foreign ally. Uses US Taxpayer funds to do so. Funded by the State Department (a nest of scheming vipers and traitors). The Obomination is so immature, so juvenile, that he goes after THE ONLY Democracy in the Middle East. Our only real ally there.

And the scumbags lose again. 2010. 2014. And now in Israel, 2015. Dear Barry and Valerie and Soros…FOAD and SOON!

CAVAG8-UQAAe9US

One Voice supporters
http://www.onevoicemovement.org/partners
SOROS and One Voice: http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/look-who-is-behind-the-new-us-democratic-style-campaign-in-israel/2015/01/28/
http://www.jpost.com/Blogs/The-View-from-Israel/Obamas-shocking-interference-into-Israels-election-process-389858