Obama touted the Government Motors Cobalt as a sucess story but it turns out that it is a bigger piece of shit than the Edsel, although the Edsel never killed anyone. And of course fake Vietnam Vet Senator Blooming Idiot chimes in with THIS great solution…

EXCERPT:  “Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal is among those calling for GM to make a stronger statement and tell owners to stop driving their cars immediately. Blumenthal believes GM made a decision to hide the defect of ignition switches.”

Considering the risk from the switches, Blumenthal’s advice isn’t the most outlandish conclusion in the world. If an owner of one of the recalled cars wants to drive it at all, he should remove everything from the key chain and drive the car to the dealer, very carefully, over the smoothest roads possible, and get the car checked out.”

EVERYTHING that Obama has touched has turned to shit. GM. Solyndra. Foreign Policy. Domestic Policy. Therefore, let it be known across the land, from sea to shining sea, that Lord Barackus Obomination is the Master of the Brown 25 touch and that he is elected as Chairman of the Board of the Uranus Corporation. WHAT is AMAZING is that this problem suddenly comes out one, BEFORE the election in November AND two, AFTER the Goobermint has sold all of their stock in GM (at a massive loss to the US taxpayers). The Gunny wonders how much pressure from The Obomination was exerted on GM Execs to STFU until the deal was done. Funny how that happens. 





which should come as no surprise to us because the shitstain doesn’t know HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH!

EXCERPT:  “President Obama’s first meeting with Pope Francis produced a little schism of its own. The Vatican and White House gave starkly different versions Thursday of Mr. Obama’s meeting with Francis. The pontiff and the president were cordial in the televised portions of their meeting, but a subtle competition to set the agenda played out after the meeting, which went well beyond its scheduled half-hour.

“We actually didn’t talk a whole lot about social schisms in my conversations with His Holiness,” Mr. Obama said at a press conference in Rome. “In fact, that really was not a topic of conversation.”


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After meeting with President Obama, the Pope rethinks his stance on abortion and retroactive abortion. More at 11. 




Man, if being a great president was judged by the vacations, golf trips, and fundraising trips taken on our dime on AF One Captain Obvious would be the numero uno in the history books and still MAY BE if Common Core and the Left has their way.

EXCERPT:  “President Barack Obama warned yesterday at a private home in Miami that Democrats “get clobbered” in midterm elections. “[T]he problem is not that the American people disagree with us on the issues.  The challenge is, is that our politics in Washington have become so toxic that people just lose faith and finally they just say, you know what, I’m not interested, I’m not going to bother, I’m not going to vote,” Obama told donors.

“And that’s especially true during the midterms.  During presidential elections, young people vote, women are more likely to vote, blacks, Hispanics more likely to vote.  And suddenly a more representative cross-section of America gets out there and we do pretty well in presidential elections.  But in midterms we get clobbered – either because we don’t think it’s important or we’ve become so discouraged about what’s happening in Washington that we think it’s not worth our while.”

Is this clown delusional or what? The American people don’t disagree with the Democruds on the issues? BULLSHIT! A whopping 75% of Americans were against ObamaKare when the Left, led by Nutsy Baloney and Dirtbag Reid, jammed it down our throats. Americans are firmly AGAINST homos in the service serving openly, we want the border secured, we want the Constitution followed, no gun control, equal justice not Eric Witholder running the Department of Just Us, indeed, the list in near endless. Once again Obama was either in fantasy land during this speech or high as a kite on Choom and Blow, as usual.

The Left is not gonna get clobbered in November, they’re gonna get crushed. In fact many of the patriots the Gunny emails, chats with, etc, are looking forward to stomping a mudhole in the Jackass Party and then kicking it dry! That ass kicking includes the goddamned RINOs like Linda Grahamnesty and Wimpy McConnell who enable the Left like the little bitches they are.

Captain Obvious is in reality, a fucking joke and a bad one at that.


THE GOP’S March Madness list of Ovomit’s Constitutional Violations. Too bad they lack the balls to do anything about it.
THE ANTI LIBERAL ZONE was ahead of the GOP (once again) back in 2013


The transparency of this regime is simply stunning. Back in 2008 Barack Hussein Obama MMM! MMM! MMM! stated that his administration would be the most transparent in American history. So naturally The First Fatass’s vacation to China, dragging along Sharia, Malaria, and of course, Mommy, paid for by the US Taxpayer (like the Spain trip) will be fully covered by reporters.

EXCERPT:  “First Lady Michelle Obama will be accompanied by her children and her mother on her trip to China, which begins today. But she won’t be accompanied by the press. The White House is defending the first lady bringing her family along for the ride by saying it’s what the Chinese would want. “Tina Tchen, Mrs. Obama’s chief of staff and a first-generation Chinese-American, said a multigenerational visit would be appreciated by the Chinese, who value tradition,” says the Times. (COUGH! BULLSHIT! COUGH!)

But in America, the trip is not without controversy. “Mrs. Obama is drawing scrutiny for her decision to travel with her mother and her two daughters, who are on spring break, bringing to mind a vacation she took to Spain in 2010 with her daughter Sasha and some friends. She and her entourage paid for their lodging and entertainment. But the security cost taxpayers tens of thousands of dollars, and the trip was criticized as lavish.,” reads the report.”

Oops, the Gunny’s bust. There won’t be ANY reporters on the trip AND the White Hut won’t tell Americans how much it is gonna cost us to send these grifters on vacation to China. Oh well, so much for transparency but speaking of transparency, the empty suit squatting in the Oval Orifice has managed to fill out his March Madness brackets. Now the Russian Bear is on the March, our allies are shitting their pants, Israel has been abandoned by Ovomit and Crew, 90 MILLION Americans are no longer in the workforce and 42 MILLION Americans are on welfare (the highest since the Great Depression but under Obama’s Depression, the number is rising), the economy is in the shitter, our military is being faggotized and pussified, the ATF, IRS, NSA, EPA, and CIA are out of control and doing illegal shit, and illegal aliens are swarming over the Southern border like red ants attacking a picnic, but HEY! Obama got his March Madness brackets filled out. Oh yeah, and NASA is still doing Muslim outreach and it only costs us 70 MILLION per astronaut to send up via the Russians.

Well, thank God that he got his March Madness list done! Whew, Americans were really sweating that! So while The First Grifter is away will Reggie Love be popping in?