in the White House. Every time this poltroon opens his oral sewer he reconfirms that he is likely certifiably insane and a dumb jackass as well. Here President Bystander tells China and India to stop using coal…

EXCERPT:  ““Developing countries have some of the fastest-rising levels of carbon pollution. They are less equipped to cope with the effects of climate change than we are. But they’re also trying to deal with hundreds of millions of people in poverty,” he said. “The trade-offs for them are even tougher than for us sometimes, unless we describe how development should leapfrog some of the old technologies [how they should] learn lessons from us and go right to a clean energy future. And we should be a part of that conversation, but we’ve got to lead by example. They’re waiting to see what America does.”

Hopefully the ChiComs and the Indians are smarter than the 51% who reelected this simpering pansy and refuse to listen to his jabbery on climate change, now so thoroughly debunked and refuted that only one who wishes serious damage to the United States, i.e., Hanoi John Fonda Kerry, Obummer, Owl Gore, and the rest of his ilk continue to spew the bullshit. In fact, ANYONE who listens to this steaming turd, after his numerous FAILED green energy scams, is in fact dumber than dog crap.

A few facts about the damage this dickhead has wrought…

1.  “Last year, U.S. coal production dipped below 1 billion tons for the first time in two decades, according to EIA data.” THAT MEANS LOST JOBS!

2.  “Coal still generates nearly 40 percent of the nation’s electricity, but the White House predicts that will drop to about 30 percent by 2030 if its climate change agenda continues as planned.” (HIGH electricity bills!)

As the scumbag himself said, “under my plan, energy prices will necessarily skyrocket.” Not a problem when you are a 1%er like Barry and his Master Soros or a welfare leech like much of his voter base, but to the average WORKING (or unemployed American thanks to Ovomit) American, this is devastating.

Like getting screwed at the gas pump and in your utility bills? Keep voting for Soros’ party, the Jackass Party.


Introducing President Crybaby:

EXCERPT:And my message to Republicans is:  Join us.  Get on board.  If you’re mad at me for helping people on my own, then why don’t you join me and we’ll do it together?  (Applause.)  We’ll do it together.  I’m happy to share the credit.  You’re mad at me for doing some things to raise the minimum wage, let’s pass a law — Republicans and Democrats giving America a raise.

If you’re mad at me for taking executive action to make it easier for women to find out if they’re not getting treated fairly in the workplace, let’s do it together.  You can share the credit.  (Applause.)  You’re worried about me trying to fix a broken immigration system, let’s hold hands and go ahead and make sure that this country continues to be a nation of laws and a nation of immigrants.  I want to work with you, but you’ve got to give me something.  You’ve got to try to deliver something — anything.”

This is SO typical of President Crybaby. Epic fail. Whine. Moan. Complain. Then go golfing. Progressives want cooperation all right, but THEIR idea of cooperation is the Republican Party giving them whatever it is that they want, i.e., more taxes, more spending, etc. This moron yammers about raising the raising the minimum wage when it is an abject failure in Seattle! President Crybaby is little more than a spoiled toddler in a pencil-neck twerp’s body. His lawlessness, i.e., allowing illegal immigration on a scale never before seen, is indicative of said spoiled brat! He wants what HE wants and by God Mommy and Daddy had best give it up or he’ll whine and mewl and cry until the cows come home! His multitude of lies are just cinder blocks for the foundation that supports his numerous scandals, Operation Fast & Furious, Libya x 2, Egypt, the FAILED Arab Spring, the IRS scandal, the VA scandal, Killary and Benghazi, the loss of Iraq AND Afghanistan, etc, etc, ad nauseum. Oh, and his whining about being sued by another crybaby, Boehner. Laughable.

This red diaper baby is so predictable that it is a joke. He is a walking joke. A global joke on America. President Rspect is nothing but a ill-tempered, thin-skinned, whining little bitch, who is nothing but a blithering idiot spouting Leftist tripe for his drooling LOW IQ crowd. He was elected by these idiots because he reads a teleprompter well and is 1/8th black. In reality, as the last six miserable years have revealed (and what the Gunny knew in 2007) is that President Worthless is a lazy, serial narcissitic, egotistical and arrogant dullard better suited to getting people to sign a petition than in running a nation. Especially when the Dickhead could not run a lemonade stand! It boggles the mind of anyone with a working brain that 52% of the American population voted for a race hustling, lying, petition-signing, socialist scumbag and snake oil salesman. We’ll still be digging out from under his Force 15 hurricane while the Boil on the Ass of America is living large, on our dime, for the rest of his miserable life.

There once was a president who visited Cape Cod,
Who thought all good things came from Allah, his God,
But it wasn’t the Allah the Almighty,
who lifted Barry’s nightie,

It was Reggie H. Love, by God.

Will Nelson release his final Ha Ha?


whether to laugh, shit, or go blind! WTF is next?

EXCERPT:  “A former member of SEAL Team Six has become the poster girl for a Pentagon effort to include transgenders — people who have undergone sex-change operations — in the ranks. Kristin Beck, formerly Senior Chief Petty Officer Christopher Beck, spoke recently at several high-profile events at intelligence agencies and the Pentagon to promote the integration of transgenders.

“Transgender service in the armed forces, yes it will happen soon,” she said on Twitter.

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel, among the most politically correct Pentagon chiefs of the past several decades, fueled the effort within the Pentagon to integrate transgenders in May when he said the policy of banning transgenders should be reviewed continually. The transgender drive is the latest element of the Obama administration’s social engineering within the U.S. military.”

One can have their junk lopped off, their Adam’s apple shaved, fake boobs, hormones, etc., but guess what, every cell STILL has a MAN’S DNA. So Chuck Hagel, nothing but Obama’s rump swab, continues to destroy the US Military through social engineering and social experimentation because hey, liberal experiments like segregation (Woodrow Wilson) and McNamara’s 100K (LBJ) worked out so well. In the end, may those responsible dangle at the end of a rope.

Hagel the most politically correct? How about the most high-ranking treasonous scumbag since Benedict Arnold? When the US Military is reduced to a f*cking joke who will take the blame? When the US Military can no longer recruit decent red-blooded Americans but must resort to bringing in freaks, criminals, dirtbags, and other assorted vermin, who will take the blame? When the US Military is awash in STDs, HIV/AIDs, and other infectious diseases thanks to the inclusion of openly gay members, who will take the blame? Who will foot the bill? Who will pay the Piper?

Secession from these vermin looks better and better. Jindal stated that open rebellion is brewing? If so, when it breaks, vermin like Hagel will be lucky to escape with their lives because we outnumber them and we’re f-ing pissed. 

Fighting trannies from the sky
Fearless, um, whatevers
Who jump and cry
Men, er, ah, whatevers
Who are glad that they are gay
Trannies of, the Pink Berets!

Pin pretty pink wings upon their breasts
These are whatevers, Obama’s best 
One hundred trannies will test one day
And Hagel awards them all, their Pink Berets 

And to think that Upchuck Hagel approved a few hundred thousand bucks of OUR tax money for Chelsea Manning’s sex change op! The Gunny don’t know where Obama stops and Hagel begins, his head is so far up Obama’s ass.


The Obama Criminal Cartel will be reviled by Americans for all eternity.


“Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed. Their mistaken course stems from false notions of equality, ladies and gentlemen. Equality, rightly understood, as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the emancipation of creative differences. Wrongly understood, as it has been so tragically in our time, it leads first to conformity and then to despotism.

Fellow Republicans, it is the cause of Republicanism to resist concentrations of power, private or public, which enforce such conformity and inflict such despotism. It is the cause of Republicanism to ensure that power remains in the hands of the people. And, so help us God, that is exactly what a Republican president will do with the help of a Republican Congress.

It is further the cause of Republicanism to restore a clear understanding of the tyranny of man over man in the world at large. It is our cause to dispel the foggy thinking which avoids hard decisions in the illusion that a world of conflict will somehow mysteriously resolve itself into a world of harmony, if we just don’t rock the boat or irritate the forces of aggression – and this is hogwash.” Barry Goldwater, 1964

Liberals/Progressives/Democrats are the enemy of freedom and liberty. Why?

What was the Founder’s intent for this nation? One, to be a Republic governed by the Constitution and two, to have a self-reliant population capable of taking care of themselves through hard work with a good work ethic and to rely on God, self and family, and then community, not the Federal welfare and redistribution machine. Three, to live under the Rule of Law, not the Rule of Man, as the Left would have it.

Consider the following:  Liberals bemoan the fact that Conservatives stand in the way of change but nothing could be further from the truth of the matter. Change is implemented slowly, in order to guage the effects on society at large wherein the Left (Progressives, Liberals, Democrats, whatever) seek to usher in change, for the sake of change, in order to change the change of the change. Think mob rule in revolutionary France and you have modern liberalism all wrapped up in one smelly box. Indeed, whenever a liberal program FAILS the call goes out for MORE OF THE SAME! Amtrak? Fail. Solution? More light rail. Social Security? Fail. Solution? Raise taxes and cut bennies. Welfare? Fail. Solution? Expand the program so EBT/SNAP cards are used at BK, liquor stores, etc. Watch a libprog (Liberal Progressive) at work and you can see their corrosive venom gnawing at the very bedrock of our society. Why? Because a Conservative is concerned with the effect of change on their society as a whole whereas the LibProg only cares about retaining power with their change, the Conservative is portrayed by the LibProg as an obstructionist to change, which Obama does every single day when he whines about Congress standing in his way, as the Separation of Powers demands! And then, when the LibProg DOES obtain the change and power therein, they are quick to change the rules of the game, i.e., Dingy Greed changing filibuster rules (nuclear option), in order to retain their position of power.

Still do not think so? What happens when a State decides NOT to use Common Core or some other harebrained scam from the Feds, i.e., 55 MPH on Interstates? They use tax money as a weapon against the very states that funnel the money up TO the Federal Government. ObamaKare? Epic Fail. Lie and fudge the numbers. Obfuscate and spew bullshit.

LibProgs ENSLAVE, they do not free.

Conservatives want less government while the LibProgs want more. Conservatives want more money in the pockets of people who EARN IT while the LibProgs seek to tax and spend. Case-in-point: The District of Corruption just passed a yoga tax! The LibProgs call it, “broadening the tax base to lower resident’s tax rates!” In other words, we have to burn the village down in order to save it. We have to raise taxes in order to lower them!

Why are LibProgs the enemy of freedom and liberty? (Not counting their anti First, Second, Fourth, Fifth, and Ninth Amendment stance)

LibProgs LOVE to champion their ideology as standing with the “little man” on the side of freedom and liberty but this is complete crap. WHO sides with tyrants and dictators? LibProgs. FDR was Stalin’s Bitch i.e., Eastern Europe, KGB Karter STILL kisses the filthy asses of tyrants and dictators around the world, Obama bows to them and is Putin’s bitch, Nutsy Baloney kissed Assad’s ass WHILE WEARING a scarf, and on and on. Thus it can be said that individual freedom is the biggest threats to the corrupt ideology of Liberalism. WHY? Because when free individuals think of themselves AS free men and women, then they automatically reject the group think and group act enforced by the LibProg. “Some speech can be disappeared.” Elena Kagan

Indeed, the LibProgs seek to subjugate us to the collective/international community and SCOTUS crone Ginsburg even stated such. Why? Because if a free people think of themselves as AMERICANS first, then the hypenated collective bullcrap gets tossed out the window. A collective is the antithesis to individualism, to freedom and liberty. As a point of fact, simply log into a liberal website like HuffyHo and post a Conservative viewpoint. The collective wipes it out faster than Stalin airbrushing out an enemy from a picture.

Speaking of the collective the welfare state is little more than an outgrowth of the slavery of the 1700’s-1800’s. This does not mean that we cannot help those who truly NEED it but it should be at the local and state level, not the Federal level because it saps the spirit and human initiative of a free people. Why work when you can sit back and collect 60K in bennies (Alaska)? Thus then the handouts become the heroin mainline for an increasingly lazier and lazier people who in the end, find themselves ensnared in golden chains but chains nonetheless because if you do not do as the master wants, the welfare stops. Then what? The old adage of “give a man a fish and he eats today, teach a man to fish and he feeds himself for life,” has never been more true. And minorities who break away from the Democrat’s plantation? Who reject the notion of welfare for life? Who dare to think and act and do Conservatively? They are torn to shreds by the Liberal Media and various race pimps like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharptongue call them Uncle Toms, because an escaped liberal slave exposes the fallacy that is…Liberalism. Progressivism. The Democrat Party.

Consider the attempt of the LibProgs to Balkanize the United States through scams like Amnesty and the current anchor baby crimes going on in the Southwest. The ONLY reason that this is going on is because the LibProgs KNOW that the jig is up, that we’re on to their decades of bullshit and thus MUST ship in as many illegals as they can and either grant them Scamnesty or have them continue to vote early and often, and to keep the entitlements flowing! As Shaq said, “the poor have been voting Democrat since the 40s and they’re still poor,” and this is no different. The Dems will expect the vote for some crumbs from the table but the illegals will still remain poor, they’ll still only be able to cut the lawns of the Hanoi John Fonda Kerry’s and the Limosuine Liberals in La-La Land. No habla ingles. No need to assimilate. No need learn the American way of life. Just keep voting Democrat and all will be well but cease voting for us and the welfare stops. Dependency is the keyword for the LibProgs. Keep voting for us granny or the GOP will throw you off of a cliff and stop your Social Security! BTW, WHO bankrupted the SS Trust Fund? LBJ and the Democrats in 1968.

Here is the crux of the issue and Ronaldus Magnus called the shot. BOLD COLORS, NOT PALE PASTELS. The GOP AND the DNC are the problem. The RINOS and the CINOs ARE the problem. They whine. They bribe. They pander. They betray us time and time again. General Betray-us, once the Crown Prince of the GOP, is a member of the Bilderbergs. Betray-us was the perfect description of him and the Country Club RINOs, the Rockefeller GOP, who sees us as serfs and they as our lords and masters. As a matter of fact the corrupt Karl Rove RINO machine overcame McDaniels and put a senile old dipshit named Cochran BACK in the Senate. Why? Because Cochran is a tool. The DNC seeks to pander to the various “protected groups” that they have created, all with more rights than us common folk, and what does the GOP/RNC do? Piss down our backs, tell us its raining, and then pander to the same clowns the DNC is pandering to! And who did the gimme-gimme run to? The Democrats who can dip into “Barry’s stash” (Union “donations”) anytime they want to.

The solution? WE the People must get out in force, know our facts and figures, and properly inform and educate our fellow citizens so they know NOT to enslave themselves or their kin to the slavery that is Liberal/Progressive policies. Conservatism WORKS and we must learn it, speak it, embrace it, and live it and use IT to return America to the great nation that we once were. Let the Left lie and cheat and steal, we will use THE TRUTH and what does the truth do? It sets you FREE!


First off, those who read The Anti Liberal Zone on a regular basis KNOW that the Gunny doesn’t give a shit who sleeps with who as long as HE doesn’t have to see it. THAT is what true freedom is all about. You do your thing, I do my thing and never the twain shall meet, that is, unless WE want it to. Indeed, you want to mainline heroin? Sweet. The Gunny don’t care if you get high or OD, as long as HE doesn’t have to pay for it nor any tax money be coughed up for the medical treatment. Again, THAT is freedom along with personal responsibility. In any event, this has nothing to do with the gay crowd but rather, the stupidity of the Obama Crime Cartel in foreign affairs.

EXCERPT: “With much of the Obama administration’s foreign policy in tatters, John Kerry is clear on at least one goal he hopes to achieve by the end of his time as secretary of state: having lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors representing the United States.  In remarks to a GLIFAA (formerly Gays and Lesbians in Foreign Affairs Agencies) Pride event in the Ben Franklin Room at the State Department, the secretary ran through a litany of accomplishments by the Obama administration that benefit the “LGBT/gay community.” During his speech, Kerry said that, if confirmed, Ted Osius (nominated by President Obama for the post in Vietnam) would be the sixth openly gay U.S. ambassador currently in service:

Hanoi John Fonda Kerry:  “So I am very proud of the progress that we are now making even in appointing LGBT ambassadors. I worked with the committee here at the State Department – with the D Committee, and I worked with the White House. And as a result, Ted Osius, sitting here, whom I’ve known a long time, and his family I know, will be the first openly LGBT officer nominated to serve as an ambassador in Asia. And on confirmation, he’s going to join five openly gay ambassadors who are now serving their country. I’m working hard to ensure that by the end of my tenure, we will have lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors in our ranks as well.”

So evidently other nations, that may have different standards, are expected to conform to the Democrat’s obsession with sexuality and forcing their beliefs on everyone else. The Gunny figures that an Islam state may take offense to a gay individual being nominated as Ambassador, especially considering that it just might be taken as an insult to their culture. That is what diplomacy is all about, meeting one another halfway and finding common ground.

For example, say Indonesia says that they absolutely refuse to host a gay ambassador, what is our recourse? Not to send one? Send a “breeder” as the gay crowd refers to us heteros? Then, because the gay individual was banned, is that grounds for a discrimination suit? This is the same kind of stupidity that put gays into the military, serving openly. WHO pays for their health care when they get HIV/AIDS? WHO fills the empty billet when the gay person is in the hospital or discharged for AIDS? WHY is it that the solution or solutions that the Leftists come up with ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS makes more problems and screws more stuff up than if they’d just left the damn issue alone?

TIP FOR LIBERALS: “If it ain’t broke, DON’T F*CK WITH IT!” Dad 1975 or so.

And of course, when you follow the money, you find out that Ol Ted Osius donated a whopping amount of cash to the Obama Crime Cartel’s campaigns but he ain’t bringing a whole lot of diplomatic skills or experience to the table. Once up on a time in America, ambassadors were picked for their negotiating skills, their diplomatic skills, knowledge of the country AND the customs and courtesies, along with their ability to speak a few different languages in order to blend into the diplomatic community. The Obama Crime Cartel is nothing but a Don Quixotesque straw man flailing away at solving imaginary problems and forcing their corrupt beliefs on everyone and everything while the world slides into the crapper with Europe being overrun by Muslim scum, Mexico and Central America sending us their human garbage, and ISIS is lopping off heads, slitting throats, and working on a Caliphate. The Obama Crime Cartel thinks that they can ignore 1000 years of human development through their social engineering and social justice bullshit.

This, like everything else this admin touches, will not end well. Just ask former Ambassador Chris Stevens, an openly gay man in a Muslim nation, one of the four abandoned to their fate by Killary Benghazi, Obama the Bedwetter, and Rasputina Jarrett.


If you think that Senator Dingy Greed is senile (and the Gunny does) then President Teleprompter is well on HIS way to losing what few marbles he has, rolling around in that melon he calls a head! The funny part is not the 100+ uhs (they were pretty much the basis of his flaccid speech anyway) but rather, that this dickhead is sending in 300 Special Forces troops into Iraq and then turns around and swears that there won’t be any “boots on the ground.” Guess those SF boys are going in barefoot! No boots on the ground? The SAME THING that this dickhead said about Libya and oops, he doed it again, there were support troops on the ground. Lucky THEY weren’t Benghazi’d by this Regime as well! 

The BEST thing that Obama voters could do for America is immediately kill themselves.


to report that the ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, was a US prisoner in Camp Bucca Iraq and that Obama released him in 2009.

EXCERPT:  “He was also in Camp Bucca for several years, which suggests he was already considered a serious threat when he went in there.” That theory seems backed by US intelligence reports from 2005, which describe him as al-Qaeda’s point man in Qaim, a fly-blown town in Iraq’s western desert.

“Abu Duaa was connected to the intimidation, torture and murder of local civilians in Qaim”, says a Pentagon document. “He would kidnap individuals or entire families, accuse them, pronounce sentence and then publicly execute them.”


EXCERPT:  “Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was a leading and outspoken supporter of the Obama administration’s decision to withdraw U.S. forces from Iraq and even defended the White House’s controversial failure to reach a status of forces agreement with the Iraqi government. Team Obama’s decisions in Iraq are coming under intense criticism from experts and lawmakers across the political spectrum in light of the seizure of key Iraqi cities by a violent Muslim extremist group that is seeking to transform the nation into a strict Islamic state.

Clinton emerged as one of the top supporters of the withdrawal and defended the administration’s failure to secure a status of forces agreement, which would have kept several thousand U.S. troops in the war-torn country and potentially prevented extremist terror groups from resurging in Iraq, according to a Washington Free Beacon review of the likely presidential candidate’s past statements and interviews.”

Is there ANY Liberal out there who would even attempt to debate that this Kakistocracy is the most screwed up Regime in the history of mankind? In the Marine Corps the Gunny witnessed more than a few Clusterf*cks (namely anything Lt C or Major G were connected with) but the Obama Regime takes the cake. No wonder KGB Karter is smiling like the Cheshire Cat! He is no longer the biggest POS POTUS in our history! It needs to be shouted to the world that one, WE WERE WINNING in Iraq/Afghanistan when Bush 43 left office and two, the entire Obama Kakistocracy needs to be indicted. If WE don’t know why, THEY DO!


is stunning. EVERYTHING this idiot and his hacks have touched has turned to shit. The below photo shows the Head Idiot surrounded by other Idiots AND a chronic LIAR. As Iraq melts down and Afghanistan goes into the loss column, the Kenyan Rodeo Clown needs a few days to figure out what to do.


President Barack Obama meets with, from left: Kathryn Ruemmler, Lisa Monaco, and Susan E. Rice (Pete Souza)

President Barack Obama meets with, from left: Kathryn Ruemmler, Lisa Monaco, and Susan E. Rice (Photo by Pete Souza)


EXCERPT:  “Disturbingly, evidence has surfaced that the President Obama’s close friend and senior advisor violated her oath “to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,” the rules of legal ethics, not to mention the law. As a senior member of the Enron Task Force, Ms. Ruemmler prosecuted four Merrill Lynch executives and sent them to prison on an indictment that was “fatally flawed.” The conduct the prosecutors alleged was not criminal. At the same time, she deliberately hid exculpatory evidence—that is evidence she was constitutionally compelled to hand over to the defense. Indeed, the prosecutors not only acknowledge the evidence as exculpatory, they yellow-highlighted it as such—then buried it.

Not only did Ms. Ruemmler hide the evidence she had identified as crucial to the defense, but she signed the false and misleading “disclosure letter” to defense counsel. Ms. Ruemmler then elicited hearsay testimony from witnesses that was directly contradicted by the first-hand evidence she and her Task Force hid. She capitalized on and compounded the injustice, repeatedly telling the court and jury “facts” that were directly refuted by the evidence she hid.”

THIS is the kind of criminal garbage working in the DOJ and indeed, the ENTIRE OBAMA REGIME! Why is this liberal pig not in prison? Because there really IS two Americas. One for the rich elites and their bootlickers and one for the rest of us! And she was led by one of the biggest criminals of all, Eric “the Red” Witholder.

The article is well worth reading in its entirety. THIS is what happens when you elect and reelect a lazy, unvetted half-wit, who is mentally-challenged, a serial lair, a drug-addict, a closet homosexual, and a narcissist who is so screwed up in the head that he believes his own bullshit.


Not only is Joey “The Clown” Biden not worth a tinker’s dam but the total ignorance and stupidity of this idiot continues to be out tinhorn tyrant’s best argument against impeachment.

Case-in-Point:  The moron is actually saying that a steady stream of low IQ, unskilled, and disease/pest ridden human garbage is GOOD for America, while 90+ MILLION Americans are out of work! But two things REALLY stand out on this moron’s total stupidity.

1.  On Obama supposed toughness:

“Mark my words, within the next — first six months of this administration, if we win, they’re going to — we’re going to face a major international challenge, ’cause they’re going to want to test him, just like they did John Kennedy, they’re going to want to test him, and they’re going to find out this guy’s got steel in his spine.”

2.  On Obama’s great victory in Iraq. 

So that you don’t have to listen to this fricking idiot…

“I am very optimistic about — about Iraq. I mean, this could be one of the great achievements of this administration. You’re going to see 90,000 American troops come marching home by the end of the summer. You’re going to see a stable government in Iraq that is actually moving toward a representative government.”

In the real world?

Exodus from Iraq as chaos spreads…

Terrorists ‘full-blown army’…
Medieval Sharia Law Imposed…
Iraqi citizens join fight…
Army Collapses…
VIDEO: Thousands of soldiers captured by ISIS…

Another war LOST by the Demotards. Korea. Vietnam. Iraq. Afghanistan. But NO PROBLEM because their kids never serve so really, they don’t care.

BTW, if someone breaks into your house, why, use Shotgun Joe’s advice and simply shoot through your bedroom door!