File this one under: “No shit Sherlock.”
EXCERPT: “Men who are physically strong are more likely to take a right wing political stance, while weaker men are inclined to support the welfare state, according to a new study. Researchers discovered political motivations may have evolutionary links to physical strength. Men’s upper-body strength predicts their political opinions on economic redistribution, according to the research.”
Consider the evolution of men throughout history.
In the beginning there were men who killed animals to feed the tribe, hosting BBQs at night, hooting and hollering until they were sated, and then went looking for a woman or two. This was the beginning of the conservative movement. There were other men in the tribe who lacked the upper body strength to throw a mammoth rib over their shoulder and in fact, they sucked at hunting. So they offered to do the bitch work at the nightly BBQs, steppin and fetchin, cleaning up, and sometimes trying it out as a woman (early Barney Franks). This was the beginning of the liberal movement. So men who have a lot of upper body strength, work out, etc, US Military, are more likely to be Conservatives while weak sisters like Obama (President Pencil Neck), KGB Karter, Mikey Dukakis, Little Boy Bloombutt (small man syndrome), David Axelroid, are more likely to support welfare, wealth redistribution, and visits to Man’s Country in Chicago.
It even extends to politics wherein Conservatives are symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth while Liberals are symbolized by a stupid beast of burden, a jackass. As a matter of fact, liberal women have more testosterone than their men do, i.e., Rachel Maddow with her bobbing Adam’s apple versus Chrissy Matthews wetting his panties over Obama! Indeed, as powerful men and self-reliant women on the right, we believe in keeping what you do IN the bedroom, IN THE BEDROOM whereas the weak sisters on the Left dig deviant sex, brag about it, drag it into the streets and try to force everyone else to accept it as well, i.e., homo rights. Liberalism took over the civil governments at Sodom and Gomorrah and we all know how THAT turned out.
It stands to reason that this study is pretty much on the mark although the Gunny could have saved the Brits a shitpot full of money simply through observation. For example, Conservatives eat red meat while Liberal men choke down tofu and are usually smelly, bean-farting, nut-eating, arugula chomping vegans. Conservatives work for a living and provide for their families while liberal men embrace abortions and run with the Occutards, thinking others owe them a living. Indeed, how many Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, farmers, lumberjacks, police officers, CEOs, in the US Military, and the TEA Party while Liberal men join Organizing For America, Media Matters (you ever see David Brock? What a fucking pencil neck!) and they mince around in nonhacker jobs like community organizer, getting mommies to sign petitions against those who work for a living and provide jobs for others, i.e., CEOs.
This study hits the mark and is verified in one area right off of the bat. Guns. Conservatives, quite simply, believe in self defense, defense of others, and stomping the guts out of our enemies, domestic ones like Obama’s buddy Bill Ayers the Weather Underground terrorist, and abroad, like al-qaeda. As a matter of fact Conservatives enjoy watching videos of things like Hellfire missiles hitting Iraqi tanks or AC-130s, using night vision, whacking tangos with Uncle 25mm! Conservatives, again, those with upper body strength, own guns, are NRA members, and we use guns to discourage common criminals. Liberals, on the other hand, HATE guns, that is, unless they are running them to Mexican drug cartels and al-qaeda terrorists in Libya. They’ll provide guns to foreign criminals in a New York second while working feverishly here at home to BAN guns. And WHO wants to ban them? Effeminate liberal men like mayor Doombutt, Cuomo, Obama, and a bunch of other women.
Liberals do not believe in self defense but prefer to run to the United Nations, like little children telling on someone and demanding that someone do something! “WHAAA,” they bleat, “Hussein is being a big meanie, quick, draft another useless resolution!” Conservatives believe that when you kill ONE American, it’s time to play Cowboys and Mexicans or Cowboys and Muslims, only not with cap pistols but with muskets and Marines or M-4s and bunker busters! Moreover, Conservatives are told by their Conservative fathers, that when being bullied, beat the shit out of the bully and it stops while Liberals teach their kids to go tell on the meanie…thus prolonging the misery and pussifying the child even further, who then is like as not going to grow up to be a whiny liberal pussy like Barney Frank or Waxman or Chrissy Matthews, etc, etc, ad nauseum.
The study cited:
1. Weaker men more likely to support welfare state and wealth redistribution
2. Link may reflect psychological traits that evolved in our ancestors
3. Strength was a proxy for ability to defend or acquire resources
Yep, the Gunny could sure as Hell have saved the Brits some dinero on this one. Just one look at who Obama surrounded himself with and who governs for him during his many absences! Women like slumlord Valerie Jarrett (she probably has more balls than Bathhouse Barry) or pencil-neck fuckwits and weak sisters like Austen Goolsby, really, Austen?, who the fuck names their kid Austen? You just KNOW he had his ass KICKED in school and probably ended up being the bitch for a future Conservative who was pumping iron and slapping around future liberals! Or Paul Krugman? Pencil neck. Doctor Frankenstein aka John Holdren. A Pencil Neck who embraces a global security force, making sure OTHER PEOPLE are in line. Cass Sunstein? General “Pussy Boy” Dempsey? Panetta, a fat useless weak-sister who could have played the fat pussy in the Shawshank Redemption!
Now the Gunny knows WHY the liberals seek to pussify and faggotize the US Military! So liberals won’t feel bad when they join and it won’t hurt their self-esteem because instead of being around pumped up asskicking testosterone burning trained killers, they’ll be around mincing estrogen leaking weak sisters just like them. And when attacked by a superior force of testosterone fueled warriors, why, they’ll simply revert back to form and be their bitches! Just like back in High School!
NOTE: THE SISSIFIED THROW AND THE PUSSIFIED STANCE W/ THE WOOKIE
