THE JOKE OF THE 20th CENTURY SURFACES

like a turd in a punch bowl on prom night.

EXCERPT:  “Jimmy Carter would have beaten Ronald Reagan if only he had shown he was more “manly” by bombing Iran, according to the former president’s own analysis of his 1980 election defeat. More than three decades after he was ousted from the White House, Mr Carter said firmer action during the Iranian hostage crisis would have secured a second term in office.

“I could’ve been re-elected if I’d taken military action against Iran, shown that I was strong and resolute and, um, manly and so forth,” Mr Carter told CNBC. But the Democrat former president, whose name is used by Republicans as a byword for weakness, said he was comfortable with the restraint he had shown.

“I could have wiped Iran off the map with the weapons that we had, but in the process a lot of innocent people would have been killed, probably including the hostages and so I stood up against all that,” he said.”

Evidently it still bugs this sack of shit that he got beat and beat in a MASSIVE tsunami! It wasn’t JUST the hostages. It wasn’t just the Russians invading Afghanistan AND murdering our Ambassador in the process. It wasn’t just a SHITTY economy. It wasn’t just that limpdick “malaise” speech. It wasn’t just gas lines or gas rationing. It wasn’t just a misery index skyhigh along with skyhigh interest rates. It wasn’t just his whining and running down America. It was a combination of all of that and more. KGB Karter was one shitty president and only Obumbler has taken him out of the cellar.

America NEEDED and GOT a damn good President and the Gunny hopes that it gives KGB Karter a massive case of the Red Ass until the chump takes his overdue eternal dirt nap and we all get a day off. Ronaldus Magnus will be remembered forever while KGB Karter will become just another Buchanan, forgotten and vilified.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-politics/11134130/Jimmy-Carter-I-could-have-beaten-Reagan-if-I-was-more-manly.html

WATCH A KENNEDY KOOK UNRAVEL

This is what happens when the gene pool gets thin and when it wasn’t very deep to begin with. Some call the Kennedy’s royalty, the Gunny calls them dogshit underfoot. Here, when confronted with facts and logic that trump the bullshit called global cooling, warming, climate WTF, a drunken druggy goes ape. Hard to believe that this steaming pile is a congcritter!


And of course, the High Priest of this bullshit, The Goracle, left in a Chevy SUV. Also on hand were the one-worlder elites like the douchebag running the UN (until Barackus Ovomit is anointed) and commies DiBlasio and Bernie Sanders and weenie DiCaprio, who flies on evil PRIVATE jets and owns large boats to play on. Where’s a meteor when you need one?

 

DEMOCRATS HAVE ACHIEVED THEIR GOAL

of turning a nation of hardworking productive people, with a damn good work ethic INGRAINED into their souls, into a 50/50 mix of producers and looters.

EXCERPT:  “Today, the U.S. Census Bureau will release its annual report on poverty. This report is noteworthy because this year marks the 50th anniversary of President Lyndon Johnson’s launch of the War on Poverty. Liberals claim that the War on Poverty has failed because we didn’t spend enough money. Their answer is just to spend more. But the facts show otherwise. Since its beginning, U.S. taxpayers have spent $22 trillion on Johnson’s War on Poverty (in constant 2012 dollars). Adjusting for inflation, that’s three times more than was spent on all military wars since the American Revolution. (You don’t see the Liberal freaks whining about THAT like they did Iraq/Afghanistan (while Bush 43 was POTUS anyway) do you?)

One third of the U.S. population received aid from at least one welfare program at an average cost of $9,000 per recipient in 2013.

The federal government currently runs more than 80 means-tested welfare programs. These programs provide cash, food, housing and medical care to low-income Americans. Federal and state spending on these programs last year was $943 billion. (These figures do not include Social Security, Medicare, or Unemployment Insurance.)”

Let us not mention the BILLIONS wasted on ILLEGAL ALIENS since 60s that if tabulated would likely add another 1 or 2 TRILLION to the total. Imagine the prosperity and wealth of this nation if Democrats weren’t giving away billions to nations that hate, trying to buy their friendship, or starting wars like Korea and Vietnam and then cutting and running, leaving hate and discontent in their wake, or merely pissing away our tax money studying how shrimp get laid.

Indeed, examine some of the headlines today…

FOOD STAMPS EXPLODE IN ILLINOIS…
CHANGE: 745,000 enroll in SNAP since 2008…
Welfare sign-ups outpace job creation by more than a million…

HOW in the name of God can moronic simpletons like Nutsy Peloser, Dingy Gried, and Obama the Clown claim that we’re in a recovery and have been for SIX YEARS!? There is nnow OVER 46 MILLION Americans on food stamps and who knows how many of them are illegal aliens reproducing like rats or scumbag foreigners who have overstayed their welcome and are mooching off of the producers?

Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, etc., whatever name that they hide behind, these are the TRUE enemies of America, rotting us from within. Dragging us down with every failed idea they squeeze out of their collective brain, er, anus as well as their failed Keynesian economics, so stupid that only a mental midget like Austen Goolsby or that other idiot, Paul Krugman, would buy into it. ISIS/ISIL are definitely threats to America, there can be no doubt there but Liberals in our midst are just as dangerous because they’re stupid, vindictive, and think that ignorance is bliss.

Oh, and speaking of stupid, the Chessedick in the White House is sending 3,000 American troops to Africa where Ebola is out of control. We’ve wasted a few trillion dollars on Africa, we owe them NOTHING, and now Americans are being put into harm’s way there? Maybe Oblameo should lead the charge and help out HIMSELF, in HIS homeland but that would be out of character for this dickhead because he prefers to lead from behind and fight to the last drop of someone else’s blood. Those 3,000 troops would better serve AMERICA by being stationed along the southern border to keep the human locust OUT!

 

http://dailysignal.com/2014/09/16/war-poverty-colossal-flop/

FACTS THAT REFUTE OUR “ECONOMIC RECOVERY” UNDER

Golf Cart One Actual aka President AWOL.

First of all, that joke they reported in August, that the unemployment rate was 6.1%, down a whopping .1% from the previous report of 6.2%, was awesome, according to the Liberal Lapdog Media. What they failed to report was that MORE Americans fell out of the workforce, now 92.3 MILLION and climbing.

Second, and this needs to be clubbed over the Progressive’s heads over and over, is that President AWOL OWNED the Congress completely, from January 2009 to January 2011. Moreover, the Left OWNED the Congress from January 2007 to January 2009, under Bush 43, and all they did was half-step and bitch and moan and undercut the troops. They got nothing done to stimulate the economy or job growth, unless you count what Nazi Pelosi said, “that unemployment checks stimulate the economy,” as gospel. So in reality, since January 2007, the Democruds have dicked up the economy, this nation, the military, and pretty much anything else they touched with their shit-stained hands.

THE OBAMA ECONOMY

• For all recoveries since World War II, cumulative job growth has averaged 12.5% (see chart). This time, job growth is just 6.2%, the worst on record. Based on this, we would need 8.19 million more jobs just to reach “average.” That’s not a real job recovery at all.

• The labor force shrank 64,000 in the most recent month, pushing the participation rate to 62.8%. The last time it was that low, Jimmy Carter was president.

• A new report says 1-in-3 workers today is a “freelance” — that means 53 million workers without a regular job to go to. This is what qualifies as “employment” in the job-barren Age of Obamanomics.

• In August, the number of hours worked — a proxy for GDP growth — and average hourly wages both rose 2.1% from last year. That only barely beats the current inflation rate of 2%. Not much growth there. [Actual inflation is closer to 6% and food inflation is at 22% according to the Dept of Ag)

• New data from the Fed show that only the top 10% of American earners have seen their incomes rise under Obama. The rest of us have taken a pay cut.

Since the Dems took control in 2007, we’ve had low interest rates (0-3%), a stimulus that cost us $1.5 trillion and failed, OVER $7 trillion in debt that Obama and the Dems tacked on, and an illegal organization called The Fed printing over $4.5 trillion in fake money, the economy is deep in the crapper, and the Left calls that a recovery.

 

http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/090514-716332-american-jobs-recovery-is-stumbling.htm#ixzz3Cxt8HXof http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/inflation-charts

THE GUNNY WONDERS IF WE

can trade the Jackoff in the White Mosque for THIS GUY who absolutely gets it. Islam is a false religion that promotes hate and violence under the guide of peace and love! Almost like Liberalism, which promotes chaos and division under the guide of tolerance and diversity! While President Jackwagon is busy bowing and scraping to the filthy Islamic hordes, foreign AND domestic, i.e., Dearborn Michigan, this Swiss Member of Parliament is spot on! Anyone who thinks that they can coexist (the Gunny HATES that fucking bumper sticker AND the assholes who have it on their Pruis’) is living in a fantasy land complete with unicorns and Obummer speeches running 24/7! Enjoy.

THE BEST OF ONE OF THE DUMBEST MORONS EVER ELECTED

to Congress and brother, that is saying something, considering the likes of The Banking Queen Bonnie Fwank, Countryside Loans Chris Dodd, Biden, Obama, McLame, Linda Grahamnesty, Code Pink Traitor Nostrilus Waxman, Hank “Guam” Johnson, McKinney, The entire Black Caucus, Luis Gutierrez, etc, etc, ad nauseum. Better yet, maybe the Gunny should have done this like a carnival barker! “Step right up, watch this, and see if you can hold down your chow!”

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THE URGENCY OF THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY

Now long-time Anti Liberal Zone readers will likely think that the Gunny is writing about Obama’s urgent need for Reggie Love, or Choom, or Coke, or golf trips, or vacations but if so, they’d be wrong.

EXCERPT:  “WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama is interrupting a weekend trip to return to the White House.

The White House says Obama has changed his plans for Friday and will return to Washington late in the evening after fundraisers in Rhode Island and New York. He had planned to spend the night in New York. Presidential aides say the change in plans was not related to any current events and was the president’s personal choice.”

So we have ISIS telling America, “we’re at war with you,” and the Obama Criminal Cartel replying, “we’re not at war with you.” Hmmm. Seems to be a breakdown in translation somewhere because usually when someone says “we’re at war with you,” one usually responds in kind with something like, “after we’re done with them, the Japanese language will be spoken only in Hell!” (Adm Halsey 8 Dec 1941)

So Dumbo comes BACK off of another vacation, after coming BACK to DC for a day to issue a few “red lines” and then goes BACK to Martha’s Vineyard aka The Land of the Rich Honkies with Fat Wallets and then comes BACK for a few fundraisers and a wedding at PMSNBC, the same station that slavishly kisses his ass at every turn! But hey, he doesn’t have a strategy for dealing with ISIS but boy, when he does, he’s gonna consult with Congress.

A fiction writer could not make this up but unfortunately for us, America is living it. This slacker’s agenda could be best described as:

Eat Kobe Beef. Golf. Raise Money. See Reggie Love on the low-low. Go on vacation. Party at the White Mosque. Golf. Oppress Americans and assist our enemies. Golf. Vacation. Fundraisers galore. See Reggie Love on the low-low. Bitch about Congress and threaten to do whatever he wants. Vacation. Eat Kobe Beef. Rinse. Repeat as necessary.

King Jackoff

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/obama-going-democratic-fundraising-trifecta
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/08/29/Obama-s-Labor-Day-Weekend-Three-Fundraisers-and-an-MSNBC-Wedding

THIS JUST IN! UPDATE TO THE RACIST

pencil-neck nutless chump in the White Mosque.

EXCERPT:  “The White House sent three officials to attend Monday’s funeral for Michael Brown in St. Louis — three more than it sent for former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s funeral last year. The administration’s handling of the Brown funeral already has started to raise comparisons between the two. For Monday’s funeral, the White House sent two officials with the White House Office of Public Engagement as well as Broderick Johnson, chairman of the My Brother’s Keeper Task Force. 

No White House officials, though, were part of the presidential delegation sent last year to Thatcher’s funeral. For that, the White House sent former secretaries of State George Schultz and James Baker III — as well as the charge d’affaires to the U.K. and the former U.S. ambassador.”

Now dig how the adolescents in the White Mosque spun the bullshit.

EXCERPT:  “The White House countered that Baker and Schultz’ attendance were “testimony” to Thatcher’s “global stature and reputation.”

No, the REAL DEAL was that one, Thatcher was white. Two, that she was a Brit and The Kenyan hates those evil colonizers of Kenya. Three, she was a friend of Ronaldus Magnus. Four, she helped Ronaldus crush Barry’s ideology of Communism/Marxist wherever it raised its ugly head, especially in the former Soviet Union that the liberals loved and glorified. Did the Gunny mention that she was also WHITE.  

Hey Barry and crew, Saint Trayvon sends his regards…

 

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/08/25/more-white-house-officials-at-michael-browns-funeral-than-thatchers/