into a bucket of water and holds it there (unfortunately figuratively speaking). Trey needs to be the USAG when President Cruz indicts the entire Ovomit Regime, in January 2017!



EXCERPT:  “The chairman of the Federal Election Commission today blasted Democratic colleagues opposed to his effort to protect conservative media after they imposed rules on the publisher of Rep. Paul Ryan’s new book, opening the door to future book regulations — or even a ban. “By failing to affirm this publisher’s constitutional right, statutory right, to disseminate a political book free from FEC…”

Why should we be surprised? The very guy who owns the Democrat Party lock, stock, and barrel is a Nazi collaborator himself, selling his fellow Jews to the Nazis in return for his own ass.

Here is the crux of the issue at hand. Liberalism is dying of its own accord, just like Communism did in the former Soviet Union and they know it, as do we. Therefore, you can expect scandal after scandal from the Oblameo Regime, as they attack the Constitution like bedbugs and lice feasting on Michael Mooreon, seeking to cow and silence freedom loving Americans as November 2014 approaches. The IRS was used in 2012 to secure the reelection of a dumbass Kenyan and they know that time is running out to crash this nation into the ground and rebuild their socialist utopia in the image of their messiah, Karl Marx. Freedom of Speech is a God-given Right and NO MAN can take it away.

In the days to come remember one thing, no matter what anyone says, Liberalism, Progressivism, Socialism, Communism, and Fascism are different leaves on the same tree as they all place the rights of the collective above the rights of the individual. Individualism IS what being an American is all about. And the one thing that Progressives ALWAYS seem to forget? That it is the nature of humanity to crave and demand freedom, always has, and always will.


and in other obvious news, the sky is blue, Michael Mooreon is a fat smelly slob, and Bill Clinton is a disgusting sexual predator STILL cheating on Killary. Kudos to El Rushbo for bringing this to the forefront, even just for a moment. As Paul Harvey would say, “now for the rest of the story.”

EXCERPT:  “Lars Hornuf of the University of Munich and Dan Ariely, Ximena García-Rada and Heather Mann of Duke University ran an experiment last year to test Germans’ willingness to lie for personal gain. Some 250 Berliners were randomly selected to take part in a game where they could win up to €6 ($8).

The game was simple enough. Each participant was asked to throw a die 40 times and record each roll on a piece of paper. A higher overall tally earned a bigger payoff. Before each roll, players had to commit themselves to write down the number that was on either the top or the bottom side of the die. However, they did not have to tell anyone which side they had chosen, which made it easy to cheat by rolling the die first and then pretending that they had selected the side with the highest number. If they picked the top and then rolled a two, for example, they would have an incentive to claim—falsely—that they had chosen the bottom, which would be a five.”

To anyone with a working brain (excludes liberals) this is obvious stuff. Commies have been lying for over 100 years and continue to do so, just watch an Obama speech! That red diaper baby would not know the truth if it kicked him in his pencil-neck having ass! Of COURSE socialists have to lie about their ideology because one, it sucks, and two, it is an epic failure. Just ask a socialist moron to point out ONE nation, under socialism, that works! It is like putting BJ Bubba Clinton in an all-girl’s school and telling him to behave himself. HINT: It ain’t gonna work out well!

EXCERPT:  “All the same, when it comes to ethics, a capitalist upbringing appears to trump a socialist one.”

No screaming eagle shit. Just listen to Killary Benghazi or Squaw Walking Eagle Warren.


Amazing what passes for a human in the Democrat Workers Party aka the Democrat Party aka The Jackass Party.

Joe Biden is yapping about a Presidential run. Ol Shotgun Joe, so stupid that walking and chewing gum gives him a major problem! Joey the Clown just came out and bleated that he “looked Putin square in the eyes and told him that he had no soul!” More bullshit from Joey the Clown who would probably piss his diaper if Putin turned that “KGB stare” on him! haha. Remember folks, Shotgun Joe sez: “my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door,” and always remember that Ol Shotgun knows the deal, “use a shotgun on someone invading your home and you don’t kill your kids.”

Fauxahontas! The imitation Indian Ward Churchill lookalike bleated to the far left freaks at the Nutroots Convention. Enough said. In fact one of Geronimo’s descendants  called this fake Indian, “a disgrace!” One has to wonder WTF is wrong with America that an ignorant far-left kook like Fauxahontas, who LIED on her registration papers, in order to get a better break, could actually run for POTUS! Ol Yapping Mutt (her fake Indian name) actually said this drivel at the Nutroots Convention: “We believe that no one should work full-time and still live in poverty, and that means raising the minimum wage.”

Amazing isn’t it, ANOTHER liberal dipshit whose grasp of economics is as tenuous as Bill and Killary Clinton’s grasp on ethics! As a matter of fact that $15 bucks an hour raise in Seattle is working pretty good, well, not really, but in the Land of Unicorn Farts and Fairy Dust, where Liberals live, oh it is working so well! If you really want some insight into the tepid mind of this far left kook, here is another quote from her Nutroots blather, “And we believe that corporations are not people, that women have a right to their bodies. We will overturn Hobby Lobby and we will fight for it. We will fight for it!”

Is it the Gunny or do liberal women like Squaw Spewing Bull seem like the bridge between woman and man? Like she can’t make up her mind to be a homely man or one butt ass ugly woman?

Exactly HOW does the Hobby Lobby ruling prevent women from obtaining birth control? Again, as a matter of fact, while shopping this weekend, the Gunny came up that aisle and oddly enough, it was chock full of everything from Tom Thumb rubbers (for liberal men) to BC pills to giant rubbers for us Conservative men! haha. What the Nutroots and Fauxahontas want is for YOU AND I to pay for their shit ala Sandra Fluck (intentionally misspelled)! In closing on Fauxahontas, Obama supports this ragged hag and has Ol Lizardface ValJar the Iranian Communist helping her. Enough said on Ol Shitting Bull from Masshole or is it Lie-a-Watha?

Now comes the best of the best! Standby for MOONBEAM BROWN! haha. This decrepit old dinosaur is actually considering a POTUS run! haha. OMG! What’s next for the Democruds? Digging up Wellstone to run for VEEP to this clown? bad enough that Wellstone will be voting for another three or four elections before finally dying but Moonbeam Brown? The original 1%er from mommy Pat Brown? The very clown who set Mexifornia on the path to destruction by Democrats? This is the very same clown who crowed about “natural insect control” when the Medfly was busy destroying the Mexifornia citrus crop and they damn near lost their asses! Ol Moonbeam, a long-time resident in the Land of Unicorn Farts and Fairy Dust.


Gungrabbers Upchuck Schumer? Cuomo? Killary Benghazi (who can’t even sell a ghost-written book)? Toast all. The Gunny WOULD normally predict a Reaganesque blowout in 2016, if the GOP ran someone like Cruz but it’ll be Jebbie the Amnesty guy or some other Establishment turd and once again the GOP will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The REAL DREAM TEAM for the Left would be…



The father is NOT facing any charges, as it should be.

EXCERPT:  “DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old man unconscious after finding him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son early Friday morning, police said.

The father called 911 around 1 a.m. after he walked in on the alleged abuse, police said. When officers arrived, they found Raymond Frolander motionless on the living room floor. He had several knots on his face and was bleeding from the mouth.”





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The SCOTUS crotch kicked the Leftists with the Hobby Lobby decision, the Senate bitch-slapped the senile land-dealing crook Dingy Greed with his attempt to undo the SCOTUS decision, Obama couldn’t find his member without Valerie Jarrett showing him, Issa is FINALLY issuing subpoenas to these crooks, and the scandals are piling up faster than cracked lobster tail shells at the First Wookie’s table! And now, yet ANOTHER bitch slap to the tyrant!

EXCERPT:  “In an exclusive expose regarding the immigration standoff in Murrieta, California, it was revealed by a confidential informant inside the Murrieta U.S. Border Patrol facility that the real reason buses stopped delivering illegal immigrants was due to a virtual mutiny within the U.S. Border Patrol ranks. Guerilla Media Network’s investigative journalists conducted a recorded telephone interview with a highly credible and prominent Murrieta community leader on Sunday July 14, 2014 when it was revealed that frontline U.S. Border Patrol agents threatened to stand down if the Department of Homeland Security executed a plan to use force upon protestors if they impeded buses transporting undocumented immigrants into the Murrieta processing facility.”


EXCERPT:  “The front line U.S. Border Patrol agents are essentially refusing to perform any unconstitutional act upon the protesters, and they let their intentions be known to their superiors.  As a result, the Department of Homeland Security could not proceed with delivery of another busload of illegal immigrants to Murrieta due to the lack of support by Murrieta Police Officers, as well as Border Patrol Agents who are steadfast in upholding their oath to defend and support the Constitution of the United States.”

Just. Damn. The bums in The District of Corruption send out an order and the folks on the ground reply with an enormous FUUUUUUU*KKKKKK YOU! Sweet. Every day the jackwads in DC become just a little bit more irrelevant and will most of the bases in THE SOUTH and most of the gunmakers and ammunition makers IN THE SOUTH… Why, the Gunny will leave it at that.

If you are a Veteran or a LEO or a combination thereof, next stop… Oathkeepers.


The Left loves to bash the TEA Party as though it was some form of radicalism to believe in less government interference in our lives and businesses, lower taxes so that we who produce it keep MORE of what we produce vice having the government take it, by force or threat of force, for redistribution to those who did not earn it (Earned Income Credit)! And that our stance for more individual freedom, along with individual accountability and responsibility, is somehow wrongheaded as well!

Barry Goldwater stated:

“I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution, or that have failed in their purpose, or that impose on the people an unwarranted financial burden… And if I should later be attacked for neglecting my constituents’ interests, I shall reply that I was informed their main interest is liberty and that in that cause I am doing the very best I can.”

What more can be said except that the above quote IS the very essence of Conservatism! How can the Left decry that LESS government in our lives is a bad thing unless THEIR stance is to have a Nanny State so involved in our lives that they wipe our asses from the cradle to the grave? How can the Left decry that lower taxation is bad unless they are so corrupt, so lazy, and so stupid that they cannot work for their daily bread and must reach into the pockets of others in a form of legalized robbery? Indeed, the Left CHEERS the daily attacks on the Constitution by an Illegal Alien in the White House AND his Barking Dog Eric Witholder which is mind-boggling as that is the very document that GUARANTEES THEIR FREEDOM AND RIGHTS! Do they seek to enslave themselves and if so, please, leave real red-blooded freedom-loving, liberty-minded Americans out of it.

Lenin described the Obama Regime decades before it appeared as a brown stain in America’s skivvies: “The scientific concept of dictatorship means nothing else but this: power without limit, resting directly upon force, restrained by no laws, absolutely unrestricted by rules.”

And yet THIS is what the Left wants for America, a clown in the White House, dancing on Soros’ strings, unrestrained by laws or the Constitution. One word springs to mind…Abhorrent.

What the Left refuses to believe, even as they attack it daily, is that Conservatism is alive and well in the United States of America, even in Blue States with our comrades trapped behind enemy lines! Our Conservatism is set in a solid bedrock, a mindset that embraces moral order vice moral disorder (the chaos of liberalism), private property and the freedom of ownership, difference of thought and action (freedom of choice) vice the political correctness of liberalism, the continuity of a nation’s customs and traditions, the rule of law and NOT the rule of man, and finally, change based on success and whether it is good for the whole not just the target “protected class” and definitely not the chaotic willy-nilly switcheroo of liberalism.

“Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right to enforce their own version of heaven on earth. And let me remind you, they are the very ones who always create the most hellish tyrannies. Absolute power does corrupt, and those who seek it must be suspect and must be opposed.” Barry Goldwater

Again Conservatism comes to the rescue and shows the way to AVOID a tyranny not unlike what we have soiling the White House and the DOJ today. Who could imagine that a corrupt empty suit would pick a 60’s radical racist and seller of pardons to be the head of the DOJ and who could have predicted that turncoats (19 GOPers) like Linda Grahamnesty, Juan McLame, and Alaska’s own idiot, Murkowski would actually vote to CONFIRM this race-baiting communist lapdog? What fool would have a think-skinned racist red diaper baby in the White House and then give him top cover with a racist running the DOJ, who would ultimately refuse to investigate ANY wrong-doings within the Obama Regime and who is likely HELPING them obfuscate justice.

Thus at the very core of Conservatism IS a distrust of and suspicion of, excessive government, which returns us to the belief of the TEA Party that LESS government power and LESS government intervention is a good thing! And what separates US from the Left is that WE demand just enough government to run the nation as per the Constitution while the Left IS a power-mad, Nanny-State authoritarian regime that seeks to run everyone’s lives 24/7, with no need for the “little people” to do any thinking on their own (enter the dumbing-down of America by the Dept of Ed and the DNC) and once in place, government domination for at least two generations is the future. Note that Obama denies any Nanny State motivations but then turns around and allows the NSA to spy on Americans (not our enemies), uses the IRS to attack his political enemies and to throw an election, and who uses the bully pulpit to attack privatve citizens for speaking out, i.e., Rush Limbaugh!

Lies are the cover for their corrupt actions and while Senator Dingy Greed mewls that the southern border is secure, Obama and his allies run trains of human locust over the border. Remember folks, ACTIONS speak louder than words and the TEA Party fights for the Constitution while the Left seeks to shred and burn it. THAT then, is the difference between them and us and may it always be so.


and The Father of All Lies spews SEVEN LIES in under two minutes but unfortunately, no one was listening then as they weren’t in 2012. But now, with an invasion of human locust, Black Democrats are now all upset that their messiah has betrayed them for MS-13 gangmembers and squalling brats eating up benefits faster than Michael Mooreon can down his breakfast of 10 Big Macs and a gallon of Pepsi! The Gunny guesses that those Obamafones, EBT cards, and a pack of lies just ain’t worth it huh?

Remember two things America, one, JOE WILSON WAS RIGHT and two, the job of the Executive Branch is TO PROTECT AGAINST INVASION not to ASSIST IT! We may have to repel this invasion of human locust with our own hands. Thank GOD for the Second Amendment.


These words were spoken by Rod Serling in, “The Obsolete Man,” a prescient view into a future ruled by Progressives not unlike President Destroyer, his radical 60’s racist Barking Dog Eric Witholder, and the rest of the verminous lying scandalous Obama Crime Cartel. And in the end, he who proves himself a coward is not unlike President Cut and Run, who vanishes faster than a fart in a hurricane whenever there is a crisis. After all, fundraisers and vacations are more important that pending WW III in the Ukraine, Killary and Benghazi, the cowards in Hamas firing missiles into a sovereign nation, or the build up of a calipHATE in the Middle East. Lying. Running away. Attacking strawmen. Cutting and running. Taking credit for the work of others (OBL v SEAL Team Six). Barry the Coward’s way of life.

As a matter of fact, the very motto of the Obama Crime Cartel could BE: “Logic is an enemy and truth is a menace!”



but then, they’re so big the Gunny heard that the Secret Service has to tie down the pencil neck in a strong wind lest he fly away… Dear Secret Service…STOP THAT!

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