Two law enforcement officials were injured in a crash while part of a motorcade escort for First Lady Michelle Obama aka The First Klingon War Bride on Monday. It happened in Delaware, home state of Hair Plugs Biden aka Gaffes Biden, noted for being one of the dumbest men in politics today. May Americans viewed his rude and senile behavoir during the recent Vice President debate wherein Biden bloviated both orally and anally while Ryan stayed calm, cool, and collected, letting “Joe be Joe.”
According to the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office, the motorcade crashed into the police motorcycles, at about 1615 hours, along U.S. Route 36/ state Route 37 and South Old State Road. Apparently the First Klingon War Bride, picture below,
saw an advertisement at a Trekkie convention for Rokeg Blood Pie, erupted in a fit of Klingon hunger/rage, lunged for the steering wheel and hit two policeman on motorcycles before she could be stopped. One police office from Genoa Township and one Ohio State Highway Patrol trooper were transported to a nearby hospital with unknown injuries. The First Klingon War Bride’s motorcade continued to the lunch site where she gorged herself on Rokeg Blood Pie, Pipius Claw, Krada Leg, and washed it down with a gallon of Mot’loch. Afterward, the motorcade continued back to the White House where it was reported that The First Klingon War Bride went into the doggy bag for more, ignoring BO, who was still on the lam from President Obama, who likes a nice dog leg every now and then.
In other news, just last month, on September 9, an escort for Lord Barry the Kenyan Occupier’s motorcade was struck and killed by a pickup truck. It was reported that Lord Barry’s motorcade veered out of traffic when he spotted sign touting Indonesian eats, featuring grasshoppers, roasted cockroaches, and dog on the menu, and that forced the police officer into traffic. The motorcade continued on to the restaurant where several dogs were scarfed on. Word from his spokestransexual Jay Carney is that Lord Barry digs his dog slathered in BBQ sauce and just a wee bit al dante.
Note: While the Gunny satires on the First Grifter and the Occupier, their motorcades HAVE hit cops or had one of the escorts killed (Officer Bruce Lt. Laurent, Jupiter,FL), and it should be noted that Hillary’s motorcade mowed down a few cops in her day. Evidently the Left really DOES hate cops, even when they have to protect the Leftist larva.