new job after President-Elect Romney kicks his worthless ass out of the White House.
New words for Obama to prep for like he prepped for his last debate:
1. “Who ordered the pie with anchovies?”
2. “I only have change for a twenty.”
3. “Where do you want me to put these pizzas down at?”
4. “Thanks for the tip. It’ll help me buy a gallon of gas that I ran up to eight bucks a gallon!”
5. “I also have extra crushed red peppers and parmesan cheese packets available.”
Just think, it’ll be his first REAL JOB where he’ll have to perform or get fired! haha.
FIRE OBAMA 6 Nov 2012. THE END OF AN ERROR.
He would make a good dog catcher and would probably eat all of the profits.
HAHAHAHA!
Gunny, I am certain that you are well versed with Murphy’s Laws of Combat, especially the one: No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. With that in mind, just what is your plan B, should antichrist Obama, decide that he finds being president very much to his liking and refuses to leave office, even if he is voted out of office?
Here is one possible outcome; Romney (dispite massive voter fraud) wins the election. Urban blacks and the other moochers a go a rioting in our major cites. Anchrist Obama, then has all the excuses he needs (to restore order, public safety, ect) to declare martial law, and thus making himself dictator for life. The jackass party will back him regardless of what he does. The party of stupid, lacks the brains and the balls to oppose him. We’re screwed, but I pray that I am wrong in my assesment of the current situation and outcome. As I see it, what we have is a replay of 1930s Germany. SSDD
My plan? Join the resistance.
There WILL be riots when this clown is tossed out, bet on it. Ammo up baby.
Sounds like a plan to me. Like tools there are certain items that one can not have too many of. I am of the opinion that the Marine Corp got right was the idea that you were a rifleman first and anything else second. BTW, this is coming from an Army guy. In a SHTF situation the only good enemy is a dead enemy.
Jeff,
Agreed. I think it was Aschelus who said, “a dead enemy always smells good!”
Soros’ Pizza: Where we determine how much of the pie you get.
F-ING A SKIPPY!
This crooked prick couldn’t land a goddamn job at Mickey D’s. Sonofabitch will be a worse ex potus than goddamn Carter. You see that Specter finally got his dirt nap?
Ted Kennedy and ABSCAM Murtha needed company in hell.
Looks natural just like if he was bringing them their coffee or drinks (courtesy of BJB).
If only he had a chucky cheesy outfit on with the rat face to go with his rat ears and a mickey hat. Might piss off david ratface axleroy though.
Other Possible Occupations Include:
1. Caddy on a municipal golf course. (Whoops, they don’t have them anymore)
2. Red Cap at the train station. (Damn, they don’t have those any more, either)
3. Pump monkey at a gas station. (Whoops)
4. Street Sweeper. (Noooo)
5. Garbage man. (Uhm, not any more)
Guess he’ll just have to sign up for welfare.
Wonder if they have dog meat on them?
Only if he moves back to Indonesia! haha
I hope President Romney will work for free, like he did as governor. And I hope he’ll Executive Order that all former President’s get 0 for retirement. Actually, I’m willing to pay for secret service protection (even for Obummer), but they should be able to finance their own retirement.
Agreed. At least with Romney in there, extravagant vacations and Kobe beef/lobster tail won’t be on the menu every day!
Hi Gunny G,
Interesting Post, All the presidents do a bunch of practice speeches just before the State of the Union Address; but most (even Bush) practiced on adults.
All I can imagine is Braq Obama has a loathing disdain for America and bemoans the necessity of speaking to the General Population.
Thanks