The funniest news about the state of the Obama Cartel comes out on the weekend. The Dummycrats are ALREADY lowering expectations of Dumbo’s performance during the debates. Why? One, because Obama is an idiot. A tool. A grifter riding the gravytrain on bisquit wheels. Two, the moron WILL NOT have a teleprompter so he won’t be able to read what his two communist advisors Axleroid and Jarrett tell him to say. Three, because the empty chair is about 15 levels above where he should be in life, a street agitator run amok.

EXCERPT: “It’s a further lowering of expectations ahead of the first debate in Denver next week. Democratic National Committee spokesman Brad Woodhouse tells Fox News he thinks Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney will win. Woodhouse says the way the DNC sees it, challengers win the first debate when they are up against incumbents.

“Mitt Romney has had a lot more time to debate, the president has not debated in the past four years in terms, of a campaign debate. I think the president will hold his own, but he’s not known for sound bites. And these are 60 second, 90 second responses.”

Now THAT is some funny shit. Dumbo the Clown has had NO time to practice? He has MISSED 75% of his intel briefs in the last 3.5 years. THAT is like voting “present” in the Illinois State Legislature! He has golfed more than any other president ever did. He has taken more expensive vacations and trips to Camp David to “relax” so WTF has Dumbo been doing with his time?

Going on Leno over and over. Going on The View over and over. Going on Letterman over and over. Hosting fundraiser after fundraiser even to the point of dodging things like Memorial Day to host several fundraisers. In fact, Dumbo has hosted hundreds of fundraisers since January 2009; indeed, he has done nothing but campaign SINCE THEN! Why? it is easier than being president.

If Dumbo had been doing his job (or maybe he HAS been doing his job – what Soros tells him to do), then we would not have a 16.3 TRILLION DOLLAR DEBT. Now OVER 100% of our GDP and that AIN’T GOOD. We would not have 88 MILLION Americans no longer in the work force. We would not have 47 MILLION Americans on FOOD STAMPS and not working or working and barely getting by. Social Security going broke, now 1 for 1 worker/retiree. The Middle East in flames BECAUSE of Dumbo and Hitlery Klintoon MEDDLING in the affairs of Egypt and Libya and starting an illegal war in Libya.

We’re gonna flush this turd in November and come January 2013, there are going to be some indictments flowing down range, whether from a cleaned up DOJ or by the The People, going after the members of the Obama Cartel.


About Gunny G

I am a retired Marine and a warrior FOR the Constitution of the United States of America AS IT WAS WRITTEN not as the Liberals, Communists, Progressives, Statists, and Globalists WANT it to be. In fact, if you fall into those groups, you are the enemy of freedom and thus, my enemy. Consider yourself warned.

6 Responses to NOW THIS IS FUNNY

  1. Buck says:

    No time to practice up? NO TIME to practice up?? Hey, Moron, how about some of the time you use for golf, bowling, vacations, television shows and hangin’ with the cool folks?
    Never mind. That much time even you might pick up a point or two.

  2. clyde says:

    If Mitt does to the BECS like he did Newt and the rest in the primaries he should be ok. Big IF.

  3. Crockett says:

    Give the worthless loser a chance Gunny it’s tough coming up with all those lies then coming up with more lies to cover the other lies, just try it some time Gunny and see how hard it really is. I sure hope Romney tears him a new ass hole but I’m sure he will be to nice.

    • Gunny G says:


      I don’t think Mitt will be nice. I think he’s done with that shit after all of the lies (tax cheat etc) that the Democruds threw out. I hope Mitt is MERCILESS and destroys Dumbo on stage.

      • dykotymys says:

        I fervently hope so, but Romney is a weak sister. He was the governor of Massholechewsus. You don’t get elected governor of that wasteland if you have an ounce of conservative blood in your veins.
        Look who they chose as moderators. ALL far left MSM talking heads. What kind of a campaign is Romney running that would roll over and agree to THOSE choices?
        Besides, don’t think the moderators are above feeding the hussein the debate questions ahead of time.
        I’m rooting for Romney, but i would be MUCH more confident if it were Alan West up on stage representing the republicans.

        • Gunny G says:


          True BUT he governed Taxachusetts by the WILL OF THE PEOPLE which is what he is there for. THEY wanted universal health care and voted it in. By bringing Ryan onto the ticket, I believe that Mitt is serious about turning this nation around. Having worked with Mormons many times, I have found them to be decent and honorable and CONSERVATIVE people, which is EXACTLY what this nation needs a massive dose of.

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