that morons babbled about Dumbo, including the DUMBEST one by Dumbo himself.

When Dumbo was nominated…

1.  “This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.” Barack Hussein Obama MMM! MMM! MMM! Can his ego fit through a barn door or what?

2.  “We have an amazing story to tell,” she said. “This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light.” Michelle Obama (What a load of bullshit) Yeah, LIGHT WALLETS AND LIGHT BANK ACCOUNTS!

3.  ”Obama is, of course, greater than Jesus.” Politiken (Danish newspaper) Yeah, whtever euroscum. We shoulda left the Nazis in charge of your nation.

4.  Now the Gunny doesn’t know who this idiot Lawrence Carter is but…. “No one saw him coming, and Christians believe God comes at us from strange angles and places we don’t expect, like Jesus being born in a manger.”

5.  Dinesh Sharma describes stupid Americans… ”Many even see in Obama a messiah-like figure, a great soul, and some affectionately call him Mahatma Obama.” No, they see him as a Giver Of Free Stuff and Free Cell Phones and Unlimited Welfare for All.

6.  ”We just like to say his name. We are considering taking it as a mantra.” Chicago  Sun-Times. Hey Chicago, you can have the piece of shit back in January.

7.  Again, another nobody with a dead brain…Mark Moford….”A Lightworker — An Attuned Being with Powerful Luminosity and High-Vibration Integrity who will actually help usher in a New Way of Being.” Yeah skivvie stain, they call it Marxism.

8.  Jesse Jackson Jr with his mouth on someone’s member (as usual)… “What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history.” Yeah, ratifying the Constitution was really nothing.

9.  NO quote page would be worth its salt w/o one from the Daily Kooks run by a 6 year ex-Army PFC…”Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?” Yeah, his name is George Soros.

10.  Another liberal moron named Steve Davis from Charleston SC… “He communicates God-like energy…” Really? All he’s done for four years is golf, vacation, and fundraisers. Oh, and go on Letterman and the View.

11.  Deepak Chopra gets it wrong again… “A quantum leap in American consciousness” Y’all ever notice how many foreigners LOVE this douchebag?

12.  A GREAT ONE from Gary “Love Boat” Hart… ”He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century.” Yeah, if sitting on your ass, playing golf, and taking vacation after vacation is what you’re talking about.

13.  Now the Gunny doesn’t know WHO the F**K Eve Konstantine is but YEOW, lay off the dope bimbo… “Barack Obama is our collective representation of our purest hopes, our highest visions and our deepest knowings . . . He’s our product out of the all-knowing quantum field of intelligence.”

Pardon the Gunny for a second, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

14.  Chrissy Matthews with his mancrush on Dumbo…”This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament.” | “I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often. No, seriously. It’s a dramatic event.” No Chrissy, that was urine (or something else) running down your leg.

15.  Another dimbulb libtard…”[Obama is ] creative imagination which coupled with brilliance equals wisdom . . . [He is] the man for this time.” Toni Morrison

16.  Ezra Klein weighs in after taking his lips off Obama’s zipper…”Obama’s finest speeches do not excite. They do not inform. They don’t even really inspire. They elevate. . . . He is not the Word made flesh, but the triumph of word over flesh . . . Obama is, at his best, able to call us back to our highest selves.” Uh, Erza, he was reading them from a teleprompter with words written by David “Commie Puke” Axleroid.

AND THE WINNER IS….

17.  ”Obama has the capacity to summon heroic forces from the spiritual depths of ordinary citizens and to unleash therefrom a symphonic chorus of unique creative acts whose common purpose is to tame the soul and alleviate the great challenges facing mankind.” Gerald Campbell No Gerald, he just gives them free stuff taken from other people.

18.  Not to be outdone, Orca Winfat weighs in (at a ton or two) ”We’re here to evolve to a higher plane . . . he is an evolved leader . . . [he] has an ear for eloquence and a Tongue dipped in the Unvarnished Truth.”

The unvarnished truth! HAHAHA! Obama would not know the truth if it reached up and yanked him by his big ass ears!

Years from now, people will look back at what these brain dead liberal morons bleated and laugh their asses off. Liberalism truly IS a mental disease, likely only curable by death or an epiphany!