hahaha. Maybe you should send Hitlery the Bumbler over there with a “reset” button like ya did for Russia. Oh wait, that was actually Russian for “overloaded” as in, Hillary’s slacks are overloaded with a fat ass.
EXCERPT: “WASHINGTON — After days of anti-American violence across the Muslim world, the White House is girding itself for an extended period of turmoil that will test the security of American diplomatic missions and President Obama’s ability to shape the forces of change in the Middle East.” (Hurry Barry and go on ANOTHER Bash America/Apology Tour. The first few worked great)
Wait, how can that be? Barry SWORE that the world would love him, and the US by extension, merely for inaugrating the asshat. And to find out that it was just another example of Hopey/Changey gone awry. Aw shucks Barry. But hey, what the Hell huh? At least when you fast-roped in with the SEALs and whacked Bin Laden, oh, wait, that’s right, they had to yank you off of the golf links, after four months of dithering, after Panetta finally made the call. Dang, all that bowing and scraping and ya got no respect for it. Evacuating the embassy staff in Tunis and Khartoum because of the problems your Muslim buddies are causing? That sure is bad luck homey.
Ol’ Barry, bless yer heart (as we say down South), ya always got ObamaKare, that massive tax hike foisted on Americans in the dead of night, with backroom deals with Ol Nelson and the Cornhusker Kickback, where we’re taxed for TWO YEARS before ANY benefits are seen. Oh, wait, what the Right said would happen IS happening. Doctors quitting. People being dumped by their job’s insurance due to rising raises. No competition. Healthcare costs rising. Damn, that sure sucks Barry, too bad so sad.
But whoa, wait a moment (insert British accent here), You and Gheitner and Bernanke have worked wonders with TARP, Cash for Clunkers, QE1, QE2, and now QE3. That dollar is SMOKING down the train, the economy is growing at a phenomenal 1.5%, and that unemployment rate is at an all-time low of 8.3% (15+% U6). Why, people and jobs are springing up like corn in an Iowa field in the spring! Oh, sorry, the Gunny’s bust. The economy sucks ass, 46 MILLION Americans are on food stamps and 88 MILLION Americans no longer give a fat rat’s ass about finding a job. And that DEBT? Why, spending 5.4 TRILLION dollars in three and a half years, more than ALL other presidents combined was simply wunderbar! Who cares that it’s 16 TRILLION now and that ObamaKare will add another few TRILLION to the tab. You’re good to go what with a pension for life, taking over for Jimmy “the dhimmi” Karter as America’s bleeding hemmorhoid once that f*ckstick takes his WELL DESERVED dirt nap, and FREE security for you, the First Wookie, and the brats forever, and 100K speechifying fees just like that debarred and impeached pervert adulterizing BJ Bubba gets. Ain’t America grand?
Well, anyway Barry, ya got that leadership thing down real well. Why, your party swept the Right-wingers RIGHT OUT of the Congress, the Senate, the Governorships, and State Legislations across the land. Damn, the Gunny got it wrong AGAIN. You got your ass handed to you in 2010 and a whopping 84+ NEW Tea Party Congressfolks got elected with many more across the land. Good thing you weren’t watching those protests back in 2009 and 2010 huh? Nutsy Baloney sure looked hot and sexy waving that big hammer around though and the Gunny is sure that that symbol made Americans REAL happy with y’all. Call her up for the Gunny wouldja Barry and ask her to trot that sucker out maybe in the first week of November and make sure y’all got a BIG press conference there huh? And that bench you Democrats got in the “on deck circle” for 2016? Hey, maybe y’all can try Owl Gore again or Lurch the Tax Dodger? Whoda thunk that leading from the rear could be so effective?
In closing, Barry, at least you can always point to your takeover of Government Motors and the success of the Chevy
Dolt, er, Volt. Agh, damn, wait. Shoot, ya can’t point there Barry because it takes 49,000 taxpayer dollars to put a Chevy Dolt in the hands of an idiot (before what THEY have to pony up) and oh, yeah, that violation of the GM bondholders, that was a big no-no under US bankruptcy laws but really, who cares about the law? You sure don’t, why violating the US Constitution to start an illegal war with Libya and freeing the Libyans from Ghaddafi was a stroke of genius! Why, that black al-qaeda flag flying over the US consulate there sure looks good, that is, if you’re in with al-qaeda. Barry, your Midas Touch is simply the best thing our enemies ever had on us. You really sure you’re an American?
Hey, Barry, BTW home skillet, did Dingy Reid ever get therapy for his pedophilic predilection?
OBAMA TOOK THE WEEKEND OFF TO GO SKIING.