The following persons will be speaking at the DNC Convention.
Hanoi John Fonda Kerry (discusses the secret Cambodia mission)
Owl Gore (Just a few kilometers down, the Earth is millions of degrees…)
Chicao Mayor Rahm “Ballerina” Emanuel (he performs Swan Lake afterward)
BJ Bubba Clinton (better put some ice on that)
Fauxahontas Elizabeth “you did not build that” Warren
Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Hugo Chavez (Obama is my “little buddy.”)
Hillary Clinton (will discuss dodging sniper fire in Bosnia)
Jesse Jackson
Eliot “Client 9″ Spitzer
Freezer Money Jefferson (via video teleconference from prison)
Al “twanda brawley” Sharpton
Dingy Reid (Hosts a seminar on how to cheat on land deals)
Fidel Castro (on how he loves the Democrats)
Oliver Stone(d) (why Cuban medicine rocks)
Nutsy Baloney (discusses how botox rotted her brain)
Maxine Waters (how to avoid those pesky ethics)
Henry Waxman (why being ugly is better)
Moochelle Obama (tells everyone what to eat while shoveling in the lobster)
Sandra Fluck (discusses her life with her legs wide open for one and all)
Joe Biden tells Indian jokes
Michael Moore (gives classes on how to avoid personal hygiene)
Blago (from prison via video teleconference)
Various Muslim clerics lead group prayers to Allah and collect the Jizya tax from the Liberal dhimmis.
Great list Gunny looks like a large group of unhappy people engaging in a huge group therapy session.
At this point the nastiness, negativity, lies, and obvious divide & conquer tactic because of Obumbler’s failed record has become really pathetic and sad.
As their desperation mounts it will become worse.
Keep up the good fight Brother!
kitman3,
I LMMFAO today when Dumbo rushed off to chase Romney down South. Normally, Dumbo would not give a shit!
Sandra Fluck who loves to F………….. but wants me and you to pay for it.
They need Clint. He was excellent putting the empty suit in his place at the convention last night.
RE,
Yep and she sure as hell ain’t much to look at.
Gunny, I am sorry to post again; but you got me started. I have also heard that Hanoi Jane Fonda will be at the DNC Convention. I heard that she is going to do an instructional speech on how to load, aim, and fire an aging Russian anti-aircraft gun. Whether or not she will wear her North Vietnamese helmet during the speech is anybody’s guess. But she will take questions after her speech on a wide range of topics, including, “Why my career has been in the toilet since coming back from North Vietnam”.
BTW, where in hell did you get the picture of the fat-headed muslim?
Search the web and ye shall find… haha
Jane Fonda. Die soon Bitch.
Amen on Hanoi Jane Fonda.
I hope that after she is looking at the wrong end of daisies that I am able to get to her grave site and leave a message from myself and alot of friends.
Roger that. Mucho cheese and bean burritos and Tecate leftovers! haha.
I thought Slick Wille’s speech was going to be about the pause that refreshes and the need for over-weight female interns in politics.
By the way I understand that Jesse Jackson will discuss how the Democrats have “freed” black America by increasing the number of blacks totally dependent on entitlements. His speech is listed as “Free at Last! How Welfare Makes You Free to Watch TV, Do Drugs, Drink Ripple, and Generally Be a F*ck-UP”. I cannot wait to hear it.
GG,
I think he is gonna talk about putting ice on raped tissue to soothe the pain.