Obama has not taken ONE SINGLE SOLITARY QUESTION from the White House Press Corps (pronounced “corpse”). In these eight weeks gone by, the American public has heard TWO shitty jobs reports, Obama is STILL picking losers in green energy, unemployment IS UP, and that Obama used Executive Privilege to cover his ass with Operation Fast and Furious. HOWEVER, Obama refuses to address these issues, preferring to call Mitt Romney a criminal (Obama forgets that HE is a criminal, i.e., illegal war in Libya), dog abuser (Obama forgets he ATE dog), tax cheat (Obama forgets the tax cheats IN HIS OWN CARTEL), etc, etc, ad nauseum. BUT! And you knew there was a but coming, he can give pussy interviews for both ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT and ESPN. Wow. What a GUTSY guy! They probably asked such hardball questions like:
1. “Barry, how often do you and Bo get to play?”
2. “What is Bo’s favorite chew toy?”
3. “Do you iron your own pants to get that fantastic crease David Brooks is so enamored with?”
But here are some REAL questions that SHOULD be asked of Dumbo RIGHT FRICKING NOW!
In reply to Dumbo’s answer on why he can’t think people would say he is dividing the nation…

AWWWWW poor fucking media turds. Obama won’t grace them with his presence. BOO FRICKING HOO. Hey,media assholes,here’s a question for YOU. How many of you asskissers are STILL going to vote for the shitstain,knowing he HATES YOU almost as much as he hates US.