In a recent interview, Gaffes Biden had this to say.
Interviewer: “Do you think that you are a good Vice President?”
Biden: “Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”
Interviewer: “What was your thoughts on visiting Afghanistan?”
Biden: “If you want to know where Al Qaeda lives, you want to know where Bin Laden is, come back to Afghanistan with me. Come back to the area where my helicopter was forced down, with a three-star general and three senators at 10,500 feet in the middle of those mountains. I can tell you where they are.” (It was actually forced down on base by a snow storm) Compare this with Hitlery Klintoon dodging sniper fire in Bosnia statement.
Interviewer: “How do you view your boss, President Obama?”
Biden: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man,” he added. “Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.” (Actually, the international community sees Obama as a pussy who’s strings are pulled by Valerie Jarrett, the president-in-the-wings.
Interviewer: “How well as this administration handed the economic problems in America?”
Biden: “If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.” (More like NINETY PERCENT!)
Interviewer: “Indeed. How did this administration handle informing Americans on the economic problems.”
Biden: “When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.”
Interviewer: “So what does President Obama think about the economy now?”
Biden: “The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.”
Interviewer: During your speech to an African-American audience today, you told them…”
Biden: “They gonna put y’all back in chains!”
Interviewer: When you visited Scott Community College President Doctor Theresa Paper, what was your closing statement?”
Biden: “Thank you Doctor Pepper.”
Interviewer: “Sir, in closing, what did you have to say about visiting Ireland and the Prime Minister Brian Cowen?”
Biden: ”His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she’s- wait- your mom’s still- your mom’s still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.”
(Biden starts waving his hands around)
Interviewer: “Sir, what are you doing?”
Biden: “Imitating that sign language lady over there! haha.”
BIDEN & MR. MAGOO
SEPARATED AT BIRTH