for their 2012 Democratic National Convention.

0700  Opening US Flag Burning Ceremony sponsored by Calypso Louie Farrakhan
0730  All Hail Obama (Soviet Anthem) sung by Owl Gore
0745  Opening prayer by Rev. Jeremiah Wright goddamning America as the US of KKK
0800  All Rise to Pledge their Allegiance to President for Life Obama
0810  Speech by Moochelle Obama, “America is still a hateful nation.”
0900  Speech by Sen Upchuck Schumer on how to implement gun control via Executive Orders.
1000  Speech by Joe Biden on hair implants and living life with his foot in his mouth.
1100  Speech by Dingy Reid on animal sex and pederasty, titled, “A lifetime of love.”
1200  Lunch. Lobster tail, Kobe Beef, Arugula, Brazilian coffee, Tiramasu. Brandy.
1300  A personal tribute to Obama, led by Obama.
1400  A speech: “Life as an illegal alien living on welfare and subsidized housing,” by Aunt Zeituni Obama and Uncle Onyango Obama.
1430  A speech: “We love you George Soros,” by Nutsy Baloney Pelosi.
1445  A speech: “Fun travels on the Taxpayers Dime,” Nutsy Baloney and the GSA.
1515  A speech: ”How to dodge ethics charges by Diane MILCON Feinstein and Charles Rangel.
1600  Via VideoTeleconferencing, “Family Values,” by NAMBLA.
1630  Green Czar Van Jones: ”How to scam green energy investments and TARP money.”
1700  A speech: “The Grievances We Feel,” by the NAACP, led by Jesse Jackson Sr.
1800  Dinner: Filet Mignon sans bacon, (so not to offend Muslims), trout almondine, arugula, hearts of artichoke in vinagrette, Ben and Jerry’s ice cream (in addition to a cash donation)
1900  A short movie, “Liberal Media Bias, how it works and why we need it,” led by Dan Rather, with memo notes from the Bush years and with assistance from ABCCBSNBCNYOBAMATIMESPMSNBCCNN.
1930  A speech: “America Sucks,” by Michael Mooreon.
2000  A training session, “Tax Day, how to fill out your 1040′s,” by Tim Ghietner.
2030  A speech: “My leg and how thrills shoot up it when I see Obama,” by Chrissy Matthews
2100  Ceremonial raising of the white flag for Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else.
2115  A speech:  “Free Mumia and all illegally held (black) political prisoners by White America,” by Al Sharpton.
2200  Obama awards himself the Medal of Freedom, an Oscar, and the MTV Music Award. Another Nobel Peace Prize to follow.
2300  Dessert and 50 year old Napoleon Brandy.
0000  Obama nominated as The Messiah and Lord of the Universe.
0001  Obama accepts the nomination.
0002  Closing song:  “All Hail the Messiah,” as sung earlier but with more emphasis.