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Once upon a time, the Gunny was in a crapper when he read on the shithouse wall, this pearl of wisdom, “what chance do normal people have when assholes run the government?”

Now the Gunny’s position on the Federal Government has evolved, just like our First Homo President finally came out of the closet on his views on homosexuals getting married, only the Gunny’s stance has gotten worse, not better. In fact, the mother of the Gunny regularly gives him hell for not respecting the government, challenging authority, using the 4th Amendment to make cops do their jobs, calling the TSA “rent-a-thug”, etc., but as anyone in the military knows, respect is EARNED not given and the Gunny rates the US Gov’t at zero percent.

Hey, has the Gunny coined a phrase? The Rise of the ZERO percenters!

So why has a 21.5 year veteran of the finest Fraternity and Gun Club ever to grace God’s green earth now more anti-government than ever?

Let us call it a brief journey through time since the Gunny came of age.

1.  1979, an idiot named Karter gives away the Panama Canal, surrenders Iran to the Islamofascists, asks the KGB, THE K-FRICKING-G-FRICKING B, for help AGAINST Ronaldus Magnus, creates the Dept of Energy that is as useless as a brain in Michael Mooreon’s head, amongst other things! Enter the Misery Index

2.  1993, the entire BJ Bubba Clinton years. Corrupt. Stupid. Subservient to the UN.

3.  Ruby Ridge. Not one Federal agent punished.

4.  Waco.  Not one Federal agent punished.

5.  Sandy Berger,  Ol Mister Sticky Socks stole and destroyed Top Secret material pilfered from the National Archives in order to cover his boss’ (BJ Bubba) ass in foreign affairs where the US Military was used as “meals-on-wheels.” Received a slap on the wrist.

6.  Les Aspin. A stupid liberal, recycled from the KGB Karter years, into the BJ Bubba Admin, who got GI’s killed in action because he refused armor for Somalia. (A place we should NEVER have been in the first place.) Rest in Hell shitbird.

7.  War on Poverty, now in its 10 TRILLIONTH dollar of supporting useless parasites.

8.  EBT cards for scumbags too lazy or stupid or high to get a fucking job.

9.  Earned Income Credit, giving refunds to dirtbags who pay NOTHING in income taxes.

10.  How about Republicans who claim to be for smaller government, less spending, in order to get our votes, and then vote for Porkzilla. Who vote for the bloated for the highway bill/student loan stimulus bill (bottom links) and WHY THE F*CK is the government in the student loan business ANYWAY!? Is that an enumerated power in the Constitution? Maybe, if you ask that dumbfuck Conyers and refer to his “Good and Plenty” clause! AGGGH!

11.  Nutsy Baloney. “we have to pass the bill tho find out what is inside it.” “Unemployment checks stimulate the economy.” Fantasize about how GOOD it would be to put Nutsy into a figure four blood choke, oh, for about 5 minutes. Nighty-night ya fucking hag.

12.  Dingy Reid. More of a hemmerhoid than a human. Oh Harry, better get cremated ya corrupt bastard as you’re on the Gunny’s list of “Graves I Gotta Piss On.”

13.  Congressional Insider Trading. Why haven’t we burnt down the Capitol and matched these bastards up with a rope and a lamppost?

14.  MILCON Feinstein. (Sent military conrtacts to her hubby’s companies). Never punished.

15.  Congressional criminals never/rarely punished. Rangel. Waters. Conyers. Hmm, all black Democrats.

16.  Eric Witholder.

17.  Obama being President in violation of the Constitution, as BOTH parents MUST be US citizens. 

18.  The SCOTUS ignoring the above.

19.  Millions of stupid idiots who vote themselves pay raises (welfare) by electing Democruds.

20.  Goddamn Nanny State bastards like Mayor Dumbberg and vermin like Lauternberg (wants a nationwide soda ban) banning anything they don’t like AND for that matter, the STUPID VERMIN who vote for these maggots.

                                
                                       THIS ONE IS FOR YOU DUMBBERG!
                               (there is a 32oz soda on the side w/greasy fries)

21.  THE EPA. A more deserving crowd for attendees at a firing squad cannot be found.

22.  Environazis. Wait. On second thought, join your pals at the EPA above.

23.  Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy, Bonnie Frank, Chris Dodd, and every other scumbag who covered for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

24.  For that matter, scumbag drunken, drugged, perverted Kennedy’s in government.

25.  Obama and his well-documented violations of the Constitution.

26.  The GUTLESS, NUTLESS, SPINELESS GOP who refuses to do the right thing and jail these bums and who, time after time after time, manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

27.  ObamaTax and the Gunny’s support of deadbeats and dirtbags. What, my taxes for your EBT card ain’t enough? Supporting your 16 kids ain’t enough? Your 30 brats? Filling Peggy the Moocher’s gas tank and paying her rent?

28.  “His stash. I don’t know. I don’t know where he got it [money] from but he’s giving it to us, to help us. We love him. That’s why we voted for him! Obama! Obama! Obama!” Heard From a Parasite in Detroit.

29.  The First Klingon opening her oral sewer and telling how to feed our kids, regulating their TV, taking vacations with friends, living in the White House with HER MOTHER, devouring legions of lobsters soaked in fields of butter, and refusing to hang turn signals on her fat ass.

30.  Operation Fast and Furious.

 

http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2012/roll451.xml
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=112&session=2&vote=00172
http://www.redstate.com/dhorowitz3/2012/06/28/10-reasons-to-oppose-highwaystudent-loanflood-insurance-omnibus-bill/