Watching (briefly) the disgusting display of the Leftist media gushing over The Kenyan shaking Raul Castro’s hand and hearing Christina Amanpour slobber over Obama’s knob was sickening but it reminded the Gunny of the Nazis gushing over murdered pimp Horst Wessel and turning him into martyr! The liberal apologists, along with Jackie Kennedy, created the Myth of Camelot, overlooking JFK’s warmongering, his drug addiction, his raping teen interns at pool parties, his philandering (no wonder he was BJ Bubba’s hero), and his epic failures at the Bay of Pigs and the Cuban Missile Crisis. FDR saved the Universe. BJ Bubba Clinton was the best thing since sliced bread and who cares if he committed Perjury or Obstructed justice! HE. WAS. GOD. That is liberalism. Lies. Myths. Unicorn farts and fairy dust. Bullshit theories, like Keynesian Economics, that shit the bed when they go from the faculty lounge to where the rubber meets the road.
Socialism, Liberalism, Communism, Progressivism, whatever the name, the modern Left sheds one name for another faster than one can change their underwear, much like Obama now hiring propagandist John Podesta from the misnamed Center for American Progress (because Leftists are regressive not progressive) in order to return Obama to Cult Status so that his cultists can once again worship His Hindass, no matter what amount of oppression, tyranny, lies, crony capitalism, etc, is thrown in their faces. The liberal god Obama (in his own mind) trotted out to the Wellstonesque funeral for an ANC communist terrorist, celebrating Barry as only Barry the Liberal God can do and the Leftist Media had lockjaw on Barry’s Johnson in a very sickening way. Just one more campaign stop on the way to the UN President of the World! When dealing with the Left always remember that “the ends justifies the means.” Twenty million kulaks dead? No problemo. The USSR moves on. Mugabe’s forces rape and murder whitey and widespread starvation results when the white farmers leave (or die)? The Left moves on.
Liberals must have a god to worship, whether it be Gaia or Obama, the religion of Global Warming must have a god (Owl Gore already has the High Priest gig locked up) and that god must be messianic and he must speak to his acolytes and cultists from a teleprompter flanked by Greek columns made from styrofoam! Which is fitting really because Obama himself is a lie. A myth. 100% Bullshit wrapped up in not one but TWO autobiographies (Churchill, for example, only had one) and processed, like a turd, through the Liberal Sewage Machine that manages to turn out complete dog shit like BJ Bubba Clinton, Shrillary, Hanoi John Fonda Kerry, Obama, Upchuck Schumer, Barney Fwank the Banking Queen, and an entire legion of scumbags. Ol’ Bathhouse Barry now assumes the mantle of the half black Jimmy Carter, taking over for Mandela, fully enabled to criticize the USA, as he rewards his cronies and punishes his enemies (Valerie Jarrett).
The funeral for an ANC terrorist took on the same fervor as the Iranians during the funeral of the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, er, Ayatollah Khomeni, jumping around, rending one’s clothes, wailing and moaning, etc. Really almost like an Obama rally in Liberalville! Obama, the new avatar of Liberalism continues to be coddled and swaddled, like an infant, by the Liberal Lapdog Lickspittle Media. The Gunny was going to post the video of CNN Clown Christian Amanpour gushing over Obama but it was so sickening that all that was missing was goosestepping Brownshirt Liberals from the ATF and EPA and a set kneepads for Christina! (And when The Won spoke, he mentioned Mandela 8 times and Himself 14 times!)
“All hail the messiah, Obama Obama, the leader more famous than Lindsey Lohan. Bow down and praise The Won…”
Sorry, the Gunny lapsed into the new Internationale for a moment…
The list of lies spewing from the lips of Barry are almost as massive as the lies that spewed from the lips of Stalin, Mao, Lenin, Hitler, or any other Leftist god. “Our five year plan is working perfectly.” “No, the Russians are not in Berlin, I’ve got it under control.” “If you like your doctor, you can keep him.” As unicorn farts and fairy dust cover the crowd, a golden moment occurs where the liberal god, the messiah, The Won, if you will, reads an enchanting speech of grandiose and epic proportions from his teleprompter, as wailing women rend their clothes, faint, and say that their mortgages and gas bills will be paid for, forever more, from Barry’s stash! The Acolytes of Barry have become the change they were waiting for, led by the Pied Piper of Hawaii. The Lyin Hawaiian HIMSELF no less!
Barry promises Instead of this golden age, the tyranny of the avatar grows, coercion increases, protests spread and the project decays into a totalitarian state or is overthrown. The golden age never arrives. The ideal is slain by the real. And the true believers go into mourning for what might have been.
The failure of The Won means little to the Left who think that a utopia is just around the corner and it can be obtained if we spend just a wee bit more of other people’s money, try a little more central planning, a little bit more reeducation of the masses (whether they like it or not) and a forced redistribution again, of other people’s money and the cycle goes on, wash, rinse, and repeat as necessary to crown a new Liberal Hero. The goosesteppers on the Left simply keep marching from one disaster to another to another to another and history is rewritten as a new slate every single day. FORWARD COMRADES! To what? From where? With what?
The Won is flaming out and his FlailEx (Flail Exercise – Marinespeak for a serious clusterf*ck where all hands flail about in a great show of work w/o really getting anything done!) and quite literally everything The Won has touched has turned into a shit magnet. Failure. Epically. Crash and burn baby. But the Left has nothing to fear because although their ideas are, as stated above, nothing but unicorn farts and fairy dust, a new liberal goddess will arise as they recreate The Hildabeast, She Who Dodged Sniper Fire in Bosnia! The disasters of the Obama Criminal Cartel will be airbrushed out like Stalin used to airbrush out his enemies (once he rubbed them out for real). No, The Hildabeast will lead us to that great utopia but only if we can tax the rich at 99.99% and toss loaves of bread and fishes to the masses. And only if we “trust” the new Liberal goddess, aided by The Impeached One, to lead us along.
THE WON AND HIS MENTOR IN A BLUE SHIRT